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#51

re: I need a g/f

Posted: 10/3/04 at 2:27am

You can never analyze what's wrong with your own relationship. Honestly, if you want to believe something badly enough, you can.... even if it's the polar opposite from the truth.

"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA

If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...

#52

See...here's the thing.

Okay, according to society, my BF and I shouldn't be together. Like, at all. Here's why. He's 5 foot 2, and he weighs EXTREMELY little. Honestly, think small, and then drop 20 pounds. Then there's me: 5 foot 6, and "curvy." (Mainstream media's way of telling me I'm overweight.) So we aren't the typical looking couple.

But one time, we're at this party, and we're laying on this couch, and he's absetmindedly stroking me hair...and it was like..."That's so cute!"

I don't know what the point of that story was. Sorry.

Real men are tenors.

Updated On: 10/3/04 at 02:28 AM

#53

re: I need a g/f

Posted: 10/3/04 at 2:29am

Caroline - believe me, that's not the case. :)

Tiff - It's great, and so funny. It really helped me in trying to get over my ex. It's like a massive reality check. And absolutely. When you're in a relationship, you always make excuses when things go wrong and refuse to see what's right in front of you. That's exactly what the book points out.

#54

re: I need a g/f

Posted: 10/3/04 at 2:30am

i used to be such a positive guy! WHAT HAS THIS BOARD DONE TO ME!! AHHH

"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

#55

re: I need a g/f

Posted: 10/3/04 at 2:31am

it's cute when you see an unconventional couple! my ex was 6"3 and probably 150 lbs, and I'm 5"2 and, well, not 150lbs, but not as much of a scrawny ass as him. opposites attract, right?

as for your situation, CQT, it's never easy for a guy to ask a girl out. you should become better friends with her first so she gets to know you too. *sigh* I lovehigh school romances.

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

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#56

re: I need a g/f

Posted: 10/3/04 at 2:31am

Sorry, darlin'.

Real men are tenors.

#57

re: I need a g/f

Posted: 10/3/04 at 2:33am

Aw, me too, Tiff.

My ex is about six feet tall and blond, while I'm 5'2" and a brunette. People told us we looked weird, but we didn't pay attention. At least I didn't. He was probably lying the whole time, the b*stard.

#58

re: I need a g/f

Posted: 10/3/04 at 2:35am

i should stop worrying about my problems and just be me, right!?h

"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

#59

re: I need a g/f

Posted: 10/3/04 at 2:36am

Right! If anyone can figure out how to be themselves, let me know.

#60

re: I need a g/f

Posted: 10/3/04 at 2:37am

yeah, really! fill me in, PM me!

"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

#61

re: I need a g/f

Posted: 10/3/04 at 2:37am

Monkey, don't worry about that... I think you'd fall out of your seat if I told you all the ways I'm different from the guy I'm seeing.

"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA

If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...

#62

re: I need a g/f

Posted: 10/3/04 at 2:38am

Heh. :) Good night, everyone!

#63

re: I need a g/f

Posted: 10/3/04 at 2:39am

y'know what you never see-- a gay couple consisting of two fat, tall Chinese guys with blonde hair. that would be quite unconventional!

"The last train out of any station will not be full of nice guys." - Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

"I wash my face, then drink beer, then I weep. Say a prayer and induce insincere self-abuse, till I'm fast asleep"- In Trousers

#64

re: I need a g/f

Posted: 10/3/04 at 3:04am

You could've just said "Y'know what you never see--a tall Chinese guy." Period. Unconventional? Shyeah! :)

#65

re: I need a g/f

Posted: 10/3/04 at 3:18am

I don't care how different we are I just want someone to love who will love me back dammit!

"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

#66

re: I need a g/f

Posted: 10/3/04 at 8:39am

Guido, if I lived your side of The Pond I'd be interested!

As it is, any other Englanders on here interested in a 21 year-old slim redhead with a self-esteem complex?

#67

re: I need a g/f

Posted: 10/3/04 at 9:55am

I hear you ladies...guys...can't live with them, can't live without them.

"We like to snark around here. Sometimes we actually talk about theater...but we try not to let that get in our way." - dramamama611

#68

re: I need a g/f

Posted: 10/3/04 at 12:44pm

Any of these straight broadway guys here in LA? I sure can't seem to fine anyone else here that is straight!

It started with a sipmle idea, collecting one paper clip for every life lost, the feelings that connect us...are greater than those that divide us!

#69

re: I need a g/f

Posted: 10/3/04 at 2:39pm

If ya'll can find a broadway girl (who isn't underage) in Ohio, lemme know. This single stuff is ridiculous.

#70

re: I need a g/f

Posted: 10/3/04 at 2:48pm

*coughcoughINSOMNIAKcoughcough*

Real men are tenors.

#71

re: I need a g/f

Posted: 10/3/04 at 2:51pm

*coughcoughUNDERAGEcoughcough*

#72

re: I need a g/f

Posted: 10/3/04 at 2:52pm

hahaha! And what would SHE have to say about this?

A work of art is an invitation to love.

#73

re: I need a g/f

Posted: 10/3/04 at 2:53pm

"This single stuff is ridiculous. "

Tell me about it! And doesn't it seem like, when you're single, suddenly you're sorting out everyone else's lovelives?!? Like they're all running to you for advice and you think "Hey, have you never wondered why I'm single?!?"?

Or is that just me?

#74

re: I need a g/f

Posted: 10/3/04 at 2:56pm

OMG I do that all the time ITM. My friends are always asking me why their relationships aren't working, and there have been times when I have said something like "If I wasn't single I'd know, but until then don't ask me."

call it bitter, but dammit I've got a right to be. 14 months is a long time.

#75

re: I need a g/f

Posted: 10/3/04 at 6:03pm

*coughcoughUNDERAGEcoughcough*

She is. :)

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