LOL, b12b! That made me think of "polishing the bishop," which is, you know, euphemism for masturbation.
Is this for real? There seems to be a lot of sexual subtext (i.e. "lend a hand") and that homoerotic stare between the two roommates at the end.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia