I would hate to be named....

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I would hate to be named....

Posted: 8/12/07 at 10:15pm

Urethra.

Yes, it's actually a name. I'm looking through a baby name book right now and it says so.

#2

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Posted: 8/12/07 at 10:18pm

Who did you knock up?

#3

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Posted: 8/12/07 at 10:19pm

No one--baby books around the house.

#4

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Posted: 8/12/07 at 10:22pm

Myself, I'd really hate to be named Jessica.

#5

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Posted: 8/12/07 at 10:23pm

Placenta - it might be urban myth, but I have heard of a kid of that name!

#6

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Posted: 8/12/07 at 10:23pm

It would be muuuuuch worse to be named Grease is the Word.

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#7

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Posted: 8/12/07 at 10:24pm

My mom had peopel on her mail route named Cinnamon and Minty.

#8

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Posted: 8/12/07 at 10:25pm

An acquaintance of mine's last name is Seaman.

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#9

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Posted: 8/12/07 at 10:27pm

lemonjello

pronounced:

le-MAHN-zhelo

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#10

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Posted: 8/12/07 at 10:33pm

tazber, my friend knows a lady who named her children Lemonjello (pronounced like that), Cherryjello (Cheh-REE-zhello), and Orangejello (Oh-RAHN-zhello).

#11

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Posted: 8/12/07 at 10:35pm

I think that is too funny.

I've also heard of (although I don't know if it's true or not)
Abcde
pronounced:

AB-sidee

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#12

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Posted: 8/12/07 at 10:36pm

I know someone who had two orange cats, names Orangina...and Pinkagina. If I ever get another cat, I'm naming it Pinkagina.

#13

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Posted: 8/12/07 at 10:37pm

Have you ever heard of Beyonce? It is pronounced bay once. Very strange.

#14

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Posted: 8/12/07 at 10:39pm

There were siblings at my elementary school named Bud and Brite Light. Also, one of my classmates in high school was Irekia (pronounced i-REEK-a) Little.

What cruel parents those children had.

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#15

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Posted: 8/12/07 at 10:40pm

Irekia Little?
That can't be true. Can it?

My god.

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#16

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Posted: 8/12/07 at 10:42pm

A student teacher of mine went to school with a girl named Keywykeytatataneesha.

#17

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Posted: 8/12/07 at 10:45pm

tiffany, beatriz, cynthia,or Lenny

#18

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Posted: 8/12/07 at 10:48pm

Honey, go to any public city school, they'll come rollin in...

#19

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Posted: 8/12/07 at 10:52pm

My mom is a nurse for sick babies right after they are born and one of the teen age moms told my mom she wanted to name her baby nemesis.my mom said no so she named the baby Michelle instead.

#20

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Posted: 8/12/07 at 10:55pm

Vagina. Welcome to Detroit!

#21

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Posted: 8/12/07 at 10:56pm

you know someone named Vagina jag?

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#22

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Posted: 8/12/07 at 10:56pm

"Urethra" is a canal through which urine is discharged from the urinary bladder in most human beings and mammals. Not a name.
Thank you.

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#23

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Posted: 8/12/07 at 10:57pm

My dad did, once upon a time. The horror!

#24

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Posted: 8/12/07 at 11:00pm

Irekia Little, honest to god.

Funny Face is right...public school is full of these. Another of my personal favorites is Tekyla Extacy. Her mother swears her middle name is pronounced like Stacy with Ex in front of it, but we're not fooled.

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#25

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Posted: 8/12/07 at 11:05pm

Horace, Howard, Wally, Jimmy-Bob, Skip,
Bethany, Alice, Ima, Tina, Iglesia

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