#51
Posted: 8/13/07 at 12:58pm
Isn't there a racecar driver named Dick Trickle?
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#52
Posted: 8/13/07 at 1:06pm
I went to school with the Butt Sisters, Tammy, Lisa and Sherry.
I also knew a set of twins who were waitresses at a pizza place in Sacramento who were named Myna and Nyna Byrd.
I also know someone named Wayne Dwopp.
I also knew a set of twins who were waitresses at a pizza place in Sacramento who were named Myna and Nyna Byrd.
I also know someone named Wayne Dwopp.
"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad
#53
Posted: 8/13/07 at 1:12pm
There's a kid on my brother's baseball team whose last name is Butt. My dad knows a guy named Joe King. I met him and he was like, "Hi, I'm Joe King." So then I had to be an idiot and say, "Hi, I'm serious."
Edit: I forgot to mention that my brother's initials are BS and one of his friend's are MF.
Edit: I forgot to mention that my brother's initials are BS and one of his friend's are MF.
I know you.
I know you.
I know you.
Updated On: 8/13/07 at 01:12 PM
#54
Posted: 8/13/07 at 1:14pm
My very own initials are PMS.
And I OWN it, baby. I always wanted to get monogrammed towels in our bathroom, so that when guests come in, there's PMS everywhere.
Of course, I tell everyone that I was named before PMS was actually "invented."
...and I'll bet several of you could have GUESSED my initials were PMS before I told you, hmmmm?
And I OWN it, baby. I always wanted to get monogrammed towels in our bathroom, so that when guests come in, there's PMS everywhere.
Of course, I tell everyone that I was named before PMS was actually "invented."
...and I'll bet several of you could have GUESSED my initials were PMS before I told you, hmmmm?
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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Updated On: 8/13/07 at 01:14 PM
#55
Posted: 8/13/07 at 1:22pm
My english teacher's initials are PMS as well! She loves to tell us on bad days.
#56
Posted: 8/13/07 at 1:26pm
My Shakespere teacher in high school had the last name of Lemonjello.
"I wouldn't let Esparza's Bobby take my kids to the zoo...I'd be afraid he'd steal their ice cream and laugh."- YankeeFan
"People who like Sondheim enjoy cruelty."-LuvtheEmcee
"People who like Sondheim enjoy cruelty."-LuvtheEmcee
#57
Posted: 8/13/07 at 1:33pm
There's the epidemic of what I call "stripper names." No offense to anyone with these names, but they are are usually the names of cities, and are common among strippers. It's just a fact. Don't ask me how I know that (says the girl who calls herself peach!)
Dallas, Savannah, Cheyenne, Jersey...the list goes on!
Dallas, Savannah, Cheyenne, Jersey...the list goes on!
Updated On: 8/13/07 at 01:33 PM
#58
Posted: 8/13/07 at 1:36pm
...by the HUAC.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
#59
Posted: 8/13/07 at 9:36pm
My sister-in-law's maiden name is Butmarc.
Art has a double face, of expression and illusion.
#60
Posted: 8/13/07 at 10:16pm
And of course we all know of Norbert Leo Butz.
I love him to pieces but an unfortunate name nonetheless.
I love him to pieces but an unfortunate name nonetheless.
....but the world goes 'round
#61
Posted: 8/13/07 at 10:18pm
Don't get me started on names! I have class registers that are a laugh riot!
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#62
Posted: 8/13/07 at 10:20pm
I'll bet Norbie went through some rough times on the playground.
#63
Posted: 8/13/07 at 10:21pm
Just got transferred to the school that has Sensual Memory among it's students.
In the past, I've had a Starasia, C****nay, Lennon and Scot-tay. Another teacher has had a child named Praisegodallah.
Can't wait to see my class lists for this year.
In the past, I've had a Starasia, C****nay, Lennon and Scot-tay. Another teacher has had a child named Praisegodallah.
Can't wait to see my class lists for this year.
#65
Posted: 8/14/07 at 3:02am
I would hate to be the kid in New Zealand who was named Superman when the courts wouldn't let his parents name him 4Real.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
I remember days
Or at least I try
But as years go by
They're sort of haze
And the bluest ink
Isn't really sky
And at times I think
I would gladly die
For a day of sky
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And Starbucks will use the words 'large' and 'small', not pretentious crap like grande and tall.
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"You could get away with anything if you call it art and tell people who don't like it that it's cutting edge culture." --vmlinnie
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
I remember days
Or at least I try
But as years go by
They're sort of haze
And the bluest ink
Isn't really sky
And at times I think
I would gladly die
For a day of sky
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
And Starbucks will use the words 'large' and 'small', not pretentious crap like grande and tall.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"You could get away with anything if you call it art and tell people who don't like it that it's cutting edge culture." --vmlinnie
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#66
Posted: 8/14/07 at 9:45am
What the hell's the matter with parents these days?!?
They act like they're naming their pet gerbil or something.
...and that's EXACTLY how most of these kids are being raised!
They act like they're naming their pet gerbil or something.
...and that's EXACTLY how most of these kids are being raised!
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#67
Posted: 8/14/07 at 11:33am
tazber, does Lemonjello have a twin named Orangejello? Because if he does, my mom, who is a principal, had them in her school once upon a time. I simply cannot believe that two such people exist.
#68
Posted: 8/14/07 at 4:00pm
LaFawnduh, Shanequa, Shanaenae, or any other stereotypical black name.
#69
Posted: 8/14/07 at 4:55pm
From the play I'm SMing...
Ima Daisy
Youra Pansy
Ima Daisy
Youra Pansy
Celebrate Life
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#70
Posted: 8/14/07 at 5:01pm
There's a Cleopatra and Nefrititi in my company. I kid you not. They both work in the same department, too!!
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
#71
Posted: 8/14/07 at 5:07pm
Glinda, the long-time sheriff of my home county was named Joe King. 
I also knew a guy named David David.
I also knew a guy named David David.
#72
Posted: 8/14/07 at 5:17pm
Singing Wendy, I have no idea what those letters would be after the letter "C".
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
#73
Posted: 8/14/07 at 10:17pm
I knew a boy named Raspberry. Oh, and and a boy named Boy. I kid you not.
One time, Patti LuPone punched me in the face...
It was awesome. - theaterkid1015
It was awesome. - theaterkid1015
#74
Posted: 8/14/07 at 10:34pm
My hubby went to school with a guy named Duke. and one of my ancestors was named Harry Balls. no joking (yes, I can prove it). Clearly this was before this was a big deal. early 19th century.
In your choice is your talent. ~Adler
Acting is the art of speaking in a loud clear voice and the avoidance of bumping into the furniture. ~Alfred Lunt
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Acting is the art of speaking in a loud clear voice and the avoidance of bumping into the furniture. ~Alfred Lunt
http://www.myspace.com/pollyhidalgo
#75
Posted: 8/15/07 at 2:38am
My brother's doctor is named Dr. Melgar. We laugh be3cause we think that the name sounds like a comic book villian.
" So we meet again Melgar."
" So we meet again Melgar."
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