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#50re: I would hate to be named....
Posted: 8/13/07 at 12:58pm

Isn't there a racecar driver named Dick Trickle?

cheezedoodle
#51re: I would hate to be named....
Posted: 8/13/07 at 1:06pm

I went to school with the Butt Sisters, Tammy, Lisa and Sherry.

I also knew a set of twins who were waitresses at a pizza place in Sacramento who were named Myna and Nyna Byrd.

I also know someone named Wayne Dwopp.


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#52re: I would hate to be named....
Posted: 8/13/07 at 1:12pm

There's a kid on my brother's baseball team whose last name is Butt. My dad knows a guy named Joe King. I met him and he was like, "Hi, I'm Joe King." So then I had to be an idiot and say, "Hi, I'm serious."


Edit: I forgot to mention that my brother's initials are BS and one of his friend's are MF.


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Updated On: 8/13/07 at 01:12 PM

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#53re: I would hate to be named....
Posted: 8/13/07 at 1:14pm

My very own initials are PMS.

And I OWN it, baby. I always wanted to get monogrammed towels in our bathroom, so that when guests come in, there's PMS everywhere.

Of course, I tell everyone that I was named before PMS was actually "invented."

...and I'll bet several of you could have GUESSED my initials were PMS before I told you, hmmmm?

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Updated On: 8/13/07 at 01:14 PM

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#54re: I would hate to be named....
Posted: 8/13/07 at 1:22pm

My english teacher's initials are PMS as well! She loves to tell us on bad days.

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#55re: I would hate to be named....
Posted: 8/13/07 at 1:26pm

My Shakespere teacher in high school had the last name of Lemonjello.


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#56re: I would hate to be named....
Posted: 8/13/07 at 1:33pm

There's the epidemic of what I call "stripper names." No offense to anyone with these names, but they are are usually the names of cities, and are common among strippers. It's just a fact. Don't ask me how I know that (says the girl who calls herself peach!)

Dallas, Savannah, Cheyenne, Jersey...the list goes on!



Updated On: 8/13/07 at 01:33 PM

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#57re: I would hate to be named....
Posted: 8/13/07 at 1:36pm

...by the HUAC.


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#58re: I would hate to be named....
Posted: 8/13/07 at 9:36pm

My sister-in-law's maiden name is Butmarc.


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#59re: I would hate to be named....
Posted: 8/13/07 at 10:16pm

And of course we all know of Norbert Leo Butz.

I love him to pieces but an unfortunate name nonetheless.


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Dollypop
#60re: I would hate to be named....
Posted: 8/13/07 at 10:18pm

Don't get me started on names! I have class registers that are a laugh riot!


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#61re: I would hate to be named....
Posted: 8/13/07 at 10:20pm

I'll bet Norbie went through some rough times on the playground.

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#62re: I would hate to be named....
Posted: 8/13/07 at 10:21pm

Just got transferred to the school that has Sensual Memory among it's students.

In the past, I've had a Starasia, C****nay, Lennon and Scot-tay. Another teacher has had a child named Praisegodallah.

Can't wait to see my class lists for this year.

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#63re: I would hate to be named....
Posted: 8/13/07 at 10:24pm

Haha. Ch-a-r-d-o-nnay.

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#64re: I would hate to be named....
Posted: 8/14/07 at 3:02am

I would hate to be the kid in New Zealand who was named Superman when the courts wouldn't let his parents name him 4Real.


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And Starbucks will use the words 'large' and 'small', not pretentious crap like grande and tall.
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#65re: I would hate to be named....
Posted: 8/14/07 at 9:45am

What the hell's the matter with parents these days?!?

They act like they're naming their pet gerbil or something.

...and that's EXACTLY how most of these kids are being raised!


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mauriposa
#66re: I would hate to be named....
Posted: 8/14/07 at 11:33am

tazber, does Lemonjello have a twin named Orangejello? Because if he does, my mom, who is a principal, had them in her school once upon a time. I simply cannot believe that two such people exist.

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#67re: I would hate to be named....
Posted: 8/14/07 at 4:00pm

LaFawnduh, Shanequa, Shanaenae, or any other stereotypical black name.

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#68re: I would hate to be named....
Posted: 8/14/07 at 4:55pm

From the play I'm SMing...

Ima Daisy
Youra Pansy


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#69re: I would hate to be named....
Posted: 8/14/07 at 5:01pm

There's a Cleopatra and Nefrititi in my company. I kid you not. They both work in the same department, too!!


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#70re: I would hate to be named....
Posted: 8/14/07 at 5:07pm

Glinda, the long-time sheriff of my home county was named Joe King. re: I would hate to be named....

I also knew a guy named David David.

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#71re: I would hate to be named....
Posted: 8/14/07 at 5:17pm

Singing Wendy, I have no idea what those letters would be after the letter "C".


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#72re: I would hate to be named....
Posted: 8/14/07 at 10:17pm

I knew a boy named Raspberry. Oh, and and a boy named Boy. I kid you not.


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#73re: I would hate to be named....
Posted: 8/14/07 at 10:34pm

My hubby went to school with a guy named Duke. and one of my ancestors was named Harry Balls. no joking (yes, I can prove it). Clearly this was before this was a big deal. early 19th century.


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#74re: I would hate to be named....
Posted: 8/15/07 at 2:38am

My brother's doctor is named Dr. Melgar. We laugh be3cause we think that the name sounds like a comic book villian.


" So we meet again Melgar."


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