IMPORTANT BREAKING NEWS!!

[CapnHook]

Posted: 1/5/07 at 12:40am

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Movies/01/04/lohan.reut/index.html

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 1/5/07 at 12:50am

I heard she's having gastric bypass surgery....

[Rose_MacShane]

Posted: 1/5/07 at 12:51am

Is that what they call it now when you get trashed at a club and fall and hit your head, flashing your cooter on the way down?

[JustChillin8908]

Posted: 1/5/07 at 12:51am

I wouldn't call it breaking since it was posted at 4:43 p.m.

[wonderwaiter]

Posted: 1/5/07 at 12:53am

No, it's called "PR".

[justagirl2]

Posted: 1/5/07 at 12:53am

That's the orangest I've ever seen her.

[Freckles1329]

Posted: 1/5/07 at 1:13am

That's fantastic! I'm glad they removed it before she exploded... I mean it exploded.

[wonderwaiter]

Posted: 1/5/07 at 1:15am

"ruptured appendix = alcohol poisoning"


I'm just sayin'...

[Tag]

Posted: 1/5/07 at 1:16am

She's a trainwreck.

[C is for Company]

Posted: 1/5/07 at 2:08am

I have an acute, possibly to the point of irrational, fear of appendectomies. Reading this creeped me out a little, not going to lie!

[SweetQintheLights]

Posted: 1/5/07 at 4:22am

Oh Jeez- Now Lindsey and I have something in common.

Lovely.

I can now I can live my life successfully.

[Elphaba]

Posted: 1/5/07 at 7:16am

lolol....and that's considered "breaking news?"

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 1/5/07 at 9:55am

She looks like an Oompa Loompa.

[LizzieCurry]

Posted: 1/6/07 at 12:32am

OMG. Wonderwaiter, you're a FARKer, aren't you?!

Ha ha ha...