I'M COMING!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!! DON'T GIVE UP ON ME!!!!!!!!!
Sooner or later, my dad WILL get me the internet, I swear! But until then, I must continue to mooch off friends' computers (thank you, Heather, for this message). I'll be back soon! My dad's calling the company today! Just don't give up!!!!!!! Much love!
PS: (From Heather)Aussie queens rock my socks!!!
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Rightio then Brandonm...
Lael...please get the internet soon...
You are what makes BWW fun beyond imagining!
(closely followed by Tiff and Nia and Munku and insert your name here)
I miss seeing this thread at the top of the message board, unplagued by deletion, mainly left alone by mobs of rabid shizkids...
*sigh*
*silence*
*sigh*
HOW ON EARTH DO YOU CHANGE THE FONT SIZE TIFF?!?!?!
I HATE THEM TOO...
DIE DIE DIE!!!
I GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Imagine that message in Tiff-size letters, please, for desired effect. And...aw, shucks. *blush*
I miss it, too! Well, I'm back, better than ever! All hail my daddy!!!!
Watiting...*crickets chirp*
OH!
MY!
GOD!!!!
My dearie is back...
In the flesh! *giggle*
How has your week been, my dearest darlingest love?
TERRIBLE!!!
I
Hate
Christmas
But it's such a fun and pretty holiday! It's my favorite...and I'm a Jew!
I wish I were Jewish...for some reason the religion has always fascinated me.
And then I could forget about this bloody holiday.
BAH HUMBUG!!!
It's fun! You get to whine, and complain, and make Jewish jokes! Of course there's other stuff involved too...you have to put up with a Jewish mother who KNOWS how to lay the guilt on THICK! But you do get to eat my grandfather's latkes, so I suppose it makes up for it.
Also, there's some religious sh*t involved.
Oh no.
Not religious sh!t!!!
How unfair.
Indeed it isn't. But at least holidays are fun...I guess. Not nearly as many Yom Kippur songs as Christmas songs, right? But y'all ain't got nothing (sorry...getting back to my roots. Did I mention I grew up in a hick town?) on Bat (and Bar) Mitzvahs! What the frick do you have? Nothing! When do YOU know you're a man? We have parties! With presents! Whee!
//End Jewish pride rant
I have...the...Deflowering ceremony?
*chokes on tea* Well, I suppose that works, too. Hope it was enjoyable. *winks*
Did you get presents, too?
only one...but it was big
*snickers madly* I'm sure it was. Did you get to unwrap it?
with my...nevermind.
Do you notice anything different over there, Lael?
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*giggles like a silly person*
And yes, I did. Might I venture that you look ravishing, dahling? I've been showing you off to my friends. Hell, I've been showing you off to my mother. You're not exactly the Jewish doctor she had in mind, but a boyfriend's a boyfriend, be he Aussie Queen or Jewish doctor. *shifts eyes*
Thanks sweetie, but i meant underneath it...
*smacks self upside the head* Er, right. I knew that.
CONGRATULATIONS! Oh, and I wasn't even here to throw you a party! *pouts*
this is my 1132nd post!!!
I'M BEATING YOU!!!
and look what I just found!
"Paradox, that is why you're my favorite person on this entire board. We have the same opinions on everything." - Munkustrap
I'm so touched!
I LOVE YOU TOO MUNKIE!!!
Well...I see I'm not wanted here! *flounces off in a drama queen huff*
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