Aw, how sad. Don't you DARE cut that photo out!
I had a weird experience today. I was mentioning to my dad that Taye Diggs is going to be on Regis tomorrow, and he said, "Maybe he'll mention his wife. Get her some publicity."
My jaw dropped. I immediately started spluttering, "But...but she's a superstar!"
Then he turned to me and laughed, and said "Not in the real world. Very few people have heard of her, especially compared to her husband."
Is my dad on crack, or have I been spending my entire life on this site? Everything I know is a lie...
*gasp*
YOU BITCH! I totally didn't even realize what you did...I was just looking around and it said 1001...you awful bitch!
OH DARLING I'M SORRY!!!
I had to!!!
Look I put some pretty pictures in to make it a nice post...
you can have 2000
*drools on keyboard*
Um. Gorgeous. Wow. Drool. Mmmm...the cowboy's my favorite. Ride 'em! Ahem.
Okay, I forgive you...you gave me man-candy.
But I must go, for my sister needs a ride in the early hours of the morn. Love you!
I LOVE YOU TOO!!!
(i added another pic)
I PROMISE YOU CAN HAVE NUMBER 2000...as long as you put some eye candy up too...
I'LL MISS YOU!!!
if I wasn't on my lap top at the moment something could be up...
what could that be?
the sky? or your roof!
that's a funny joke! you make me laugh cats!
*guffaw*
*sigh* Oh, CATS. Doxy, you should keep better control of your hunky slave boy.
It. Is. Early.
It certainly is...
I really don't want to go to work.
Why oh why do I have to go to work?
Because you, like the rest of our materialistic consumerist society, heart money.
I had a fun conversation with my mom while she was cutting my hair, though. I was singing La Vie Boheme under my breath:
Mom: "What exactly is sodomy, again?"
Me: "Anal sex, mom."
Mom: "Right, that's what I thought. And the one with animals..."
Me: "Bestiality, mom."
Mom: "Right. Got to keep up to date..."
You just HAD to post this on two threads didn't you...
I'm not posting my response twice...
In all fairness, I posted here first. Then, after about an hour of waiting, I wanted a response from someone...
This board is rather boring tonight. I actually have time to crochet.
Oh my!
I'm so sorry darling...
I've been quite busy actually...
I've been online but not online
Don't worry, dear, I understand. I do the same thing sometimes...it just seems like there's no one here tonight. I think I'll make another one minute musical.
DO IT!!!
guess what...
I was thinking the same thing...
Although I might make another parody...
Okay, I've done it! Go read it!
BERNADETTE PETERS FOR SECRETARY-GENERAL OF THE UNITED NATIONS!
OPRAH FOR PRESIDENT!!!
Updated On: 1/14/05 at 12:13 AM
Um...okay...
I'm glad you agree. Oprah is just the kind of liberal black female President America needs.
And Bernadette...well she's Bernadette. She can do anything!
HELL YEAH, she can! And Oprah...hmm...I don't know...my sister likes her, which is a con. But then again, it WAS me who was writing "Anybody but Bush!" on all my desks at school...
I don't watch the show...
But I do read Michael Moore...he suggested Oprah.
Here's some pro's
She's Liberal? Check
She's Female? Check
She's Black? Check
She's rich enough that she doesn't need anyone to support her campaign? Check
Good enough for me
Sounds good to me! Okay, gimme a petition...
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