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#1626

FLAVA FLAV!

*Hands Lael the popcorn and yawns*

OK, I need to sleep, as I have to get up early tommorrow to go to Starbucks and get coffee so I can stay awake throughout the beginning of the day.

But I shall be back tomorrow to read your story Doxy! I am eagerly awaiting it...

NITE ALL! *big wave followed by another yawn*
"If you can talk, you can sing...if you can walk, you can dance." - T.K. Greene
#1627

FLAVA FLAV!

'Night, darling. It's not really a story, I just wanted him to confess he got it from me. But it appears he has gone away...oh, well.

Sleep tight!
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#1628

FLAVA FLAV!

Well Sheila

It's not that much of a story.

The ever radiant Lael posted it on my LiveJournal.
#1629

FLAVA FLAV!

*preens radiantly*
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#1630

FLAVA FLAV!

hi lael
"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com
#1631

FLAVA FLAV!

Hi, honey.

I'm sorry, I can't call you "chicken" and I can't call you BSo, because one is silly and I can't pronounce the other.

Please come up with a suitable nickname.
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#1632

FLAVA FLAV!

but...bso is my name...

Bsokwana Nkousnthi....
"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com
#1633

FLAVA FLAV!

Something pronounceable. Like we made Sheila adapt.
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#1634

FLAVA FLAV!

bee ess oh....

bsoh-kwah-nah

(click)-oos-tee
"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com
#1635

FLAVA FLAV!

Nope, can't deal with that!
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#1636

FLAVA FLAV!

lol

BEE ESS OH...how hard is that?

lol...LAEL
"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com
#1637

FLAVA FLAV!

Sorry, two syllabuls maximum. And no initials.
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#1638

FLAVA FLAV!

hmmm, my name is only one syllable...
"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com
#1639

FLAVA FLAV!

What, then?
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#1640

FLAVA FLAV!

I hate my DAMN name...
"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com

Updated On: 1/24/05 at 01:24 PM

#1641

FLAVA FLAV!

Yay! Now, THAT I can call you!
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#1642

FLAVA FLAV!

alrighty then...
"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com
#1643

FLAVA FLAV!

Except it doesn't quite fit.
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#1644

FLAVA FLAV!

quite fit with what?

where'd you go? sexy computer crash?
"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com
#1645

FLAVA FLAV!

Yep. How'd you guess?


It doesn't fit you. Lee, I mean.
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#1646

FLAVA FLAV!

oh, why's that?

You didn't like Bsokwana....which fits me best

How about you call me by my imaginary friend's name: Achmed von Dugelsteinmahogen....
"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com
#1647

FLAVA FLAV!

I can call you Achmed, if you want. That works.
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#1648

FLAVA FLAV!

excellent

I like achmed

my stage name is gonna be my first and middle name...
"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com
#1649

FLAVA FLAV!

My stage name is going to be Corinna Carlisle.
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#1650

FLAVA FLAV!

ill look for it....
"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com

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