This is so funny to read. Everyone has a different story. And, of course, everyone is right! Personally, I think Chita's contradicting stories are the most believable, out of some of the things other wrote.
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife