If BWW Were A Thoroughly Non-Musical Film
If BWW Were A Thoroughly Non-Musical Film
#1If BWW Were A Thoroughly Non-Musical Film
Posted: 12/14/08 at 6:41pm
A big-budget film with as many A-listers forced to rub noses with D-listers as possible.
Who would play you? Who would play other members?
Discuss.
#2re: If BWW Were A Thoroughly Non-Musical Film
Posted: 12/14/08 at 6:49pmYou know what? Never mind. This was a dreadful idea.
#2re: If BWW Were A Thoroughly Non-Musical Film
Posted: 12/14/08 at 7:31pm
I like to think I'd be played by a Jonas Brother, probably Kevin, although as I'm female, that would confuse people EVEN MORE THAN MY (previous) AVATAR with regards to my gender. Poor people. XD
Updated On: 12/14/08 at 07:31 PM
#3re: If BWW Were A Thoroughly Non-Musical Film
Posted: 12/14/08 at 8:04pmI'd be played by a CGI created character.
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#4re: If BWW Were A Thoroughly Non-Musical Film
Posted: 12/14/08 at 8:06pmI'd like to be played by All That Chat.
#5re: If BWW Were A Thoroughly Non-Musical Film
Posted: 12/14/08 at 8:18pm
I love you Phyllis! LOL.
J*
Updated On: 12/14/08 at 08:18 PM
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#6re: If BWW Were A Thoroughly Non-Musical Film
Posted: 12/14/08 at 8:28pmThanks, baby. I really don't understand the question anyway.
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#7re: If BWW Were A Thoroughly Non-Musical Film
Posted: 12/14/08 at 8:38pmWhy, Stockard Channing of course!
#8re: If BWW Were A Thoroughly Non-Musical Film
Posted: 12/14/08 at 8:45pmSarah Silverman maybe.
#9re: If BWW Were A Thoroughly Non-Musical Film
Posted: 12/14/08 at 8:46pmI would like to be played by Brad Pitt.
#10re: If BWW Were A Thoroughly Non-Musical Film
Posted: 12/14/08 at 9:15pm... dang, I can't think of any actresses under the age of thirty who I like. The only actresses my age I can think of only do Disney Channel. Maybe a much younger Kate Winslet, if I could get her in a time machine.
mauriposa
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/14/05
#11re: If BWW Were A Thoroughly Non-Musical Film
Posted: 12/14/08 at 9:44pmScarlett Johansson. She's about my age. And then I could be married to Ryan Reynolds by association.
#12re: If BWW Were A Thoroughly Non-Musical Film
Posted: 12/14/08 at 9:50pmI didn't go by age when I suggested Sarah Silverman. If we have to stay with age, I'll have to say Whoopi Goldberg.
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#13re: If BWW Were A Thoroughly Non-Musical Film
Posted: 12/14/08 at 9:57pmWell Stockard is older than me, and we look nothing alike, so that wasn't really a realistic choice. I look more like Meg Ryan.
#14re: If BWW Were A Thoroughly Non-Musical Film
Posted: 12/14/08 at 10:03pm
I used to look exactly like Emma Watson when I was little, before she started doing that weird stringy-hair thing and getting all supertanned. And if I bite my cheeks and do a freaky thing with my eyebrows and jut out my lower jaw, I can scare my friends with an eerie approximation of Keira Knightley's face.
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#15re: If BWW Were A Thoroughly Non-Musical Film
Posted: 12/14/08 at 10:11pmOK, that's cracking me up, Schmergie! If I was still teaching at your school I would insist you take my class just to amuse me.
ifuweregay93
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/19/06
#16re: If BWW Were A Thoroughly Non-Musical Film
Posted: 12/14/08 at 11:10pm
Terrence Mann because I'm that beastly!!!!
Fanmous actor, not sure!
#17re: If BWW Were A Thoroughly Non-Musical Film
Posted: 12/15/08 at 4:49pm
Hey, Terrence Mann counts, he was in Dresden Files and those terrible "Critters" movies, and the Chorus Line film and other bits of heinous cinematography.
Stockard, my teachers think I'm cute at first, and then they just get sick of me. In eighth grade, every week, my teacher would scheme away trying to think of someone in the class who I would not get along with, and assign me to sit next to that person... it didn't work. I always ended up good friends with that person by the end of the week, and disrupting the order of the classroom again.
#18re: If BWW Were A Thoroughly Non-Musical Film
Posted: 12/15/08 at 4:54pmPlaying me would be Christian Culkin's big break.
#19re: If BWW Were A Thoroughly Non-Musical Film
Posted: 12/15/08 at 5:50pm
I've changed my mind. I should stop confusing people with my gender. I'ma have to go with Anneliese van der Pol. Sadly I'm not just plain adorable enough for Felicia Day. 
#20re: If BWW Were A Thoroughly Non-Musical Film
Posted: 12/15/08 at 7:32pm
Suri Cruise!!!!!! LOL! I'm kidding. Besides, I am a lot older than her. I just said her because my sister said she looks like me.
In reality, Tina Fey. She is someone people told me I look like.
#21re: If BWW Were A Thoroughly Non-Musical Film
Posted: 12/15/08 at 7:50pmMy sister looks exactly like a tiny little Katie Holmes. Her baby pictures look frighteningly like Suri.
#22re: If BWW Were A Thoroughly Non-Musical Film
Posted: 12/15/08 at 7:58pmIn 50 years I'll look like a sober Liza Minelli, if such a thing existed.
Q
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/05
#23re: If BWW Were A Thoroughly Non-Musical Film
Posted: 12/15/08 at 7:59pm
A BWW film?
Not sure who or what would be involved, but it would definitely be a horror film.
#24re: If BWW Were A Thoroughly Non-Musical Film
Posted: 12/15/08 at 9:33pmYeah, when I looked at a photo of myself of when I was 3 or 4 recently, I thought I looked a little like Suri in it. Scary.
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