If Broadway World Were A Kindergarten

#1

If Broadway World Were A Kindergarten

Posted: 3/16/05 at 8:26am

Who would you want to nap next to?

Who would you want to fingerpaint with?

Who do you think would be most likely to wet their pants after nap time?

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Updated On: 3/16/05 at 08:26 AM

#2

re: If Broadway World Were A Kindergarten

Posted: 3/16/05 at 8:45am

I would definately Nap next to Lael and Flowery...they wouldn't let me sleep anywhere else.

I would fingerpaint ON jailyard, CATS, munk et al and I would do it with Lael, Flowery, NYAdgal, Bwaysinger and Paljoey et al.
This activity would get me so excited, I would be the one to wet my pants.

Of course, anyone is welcomed to join in the fingerpainting, with me or on me...

#3

re: If Broadway World Were A Kindergarten

Posted: 3/16/05 at 8:50am

well aren't you just the sweetest little boy god ever made? :) (If anybody gets the incredibly obtuse book/film reference in that, I will, um...do things to you.)

You can finger...(paint) me anytime you want, kid.

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#4

re: If Broadway World Were A Kindergarten

Posted: 3/16/05 at 9:20am

OH and Wildcat! Can't forget Wildcat!

And I would eat Vegemite sandwiches with Wildy, scotty, Falsettoland and Gettinhep!

#5

re: If Broadway World Were A Kindergarten

Posted: 3/16/05 at 9:25am

Who would you want to nap next to? Cuddled up with Doxy, shooting death glares at all who attempt to wrest him away from me.

Who would you want to fingerpaint with? JailyardGuy, bwaysinger, and all the rest of the gay men who want to "paint" with me.

Who do you think would be most likely to wet their pants after nap time? *blushes, looks down at the ground*

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#6

re: If Broadway World Were A Kindergarten

Posted: 3/16/05 at 9:27am

Since it's early and I am desperately not wanting to touch this spreadsheet yet...my turn!

I would want to nap with WithoutATrace. On second thought...there wouldn't be much sleeping, so maybe that wouldn't be the best idea.

I'd like to fingerpaint with Daisy_Hilton because, well, I *have* fingerpainted with her in real life. She's good.

I'm not even going to *touch* the last one. (This isn't the Beer Blast at the Eagle, is it?)

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#7

re: If Broadway World Were A Kindergarten

Posted: 3/16/05 at 9:33am

So we have established that Lael and I are inseperable and we have weak bladders...

We learn something new everyday! Love you Lael!

#8

re: If Broadway World Were A Kindergarten

Posted: 3/16/05 at 9:36am

You guys are some horny little 5 year olds, aren't you?
But thanks for including me.

#9

re: If Broadway World Were A Kindergarten

Posted: 3/16/05 at 9:38am

My mum gave me jam sandwiches today, Doxie, so I guess I'm in charge of dessert...

#10

re: If Broadway World Were A Kindergarten

Posted: 3/16/05 at 9:46am

Love you too! *hugs*

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#11

re: If Broadway World Were A Kindergarten

Posted: 3/16/05 at 9:50am

Please tell me Dessert is homemade Pavlova that you whipped up as the next young Jamie Oliver...

#12

re: If Broadway World Were A Kindergarten

Posted: 3/16/05 at 10:09am

Sorry, I just went into a reverie about whipping Jamie Oliver.

No, I've brought lamingtons!!

#13

re: If Broadway World Were A Kindergarten

Posted: 3/16/05 at 10:12am

Orion,

I would nap next to you, fingerpaint with you, and even give you my snack!

WHY?

Cuz you just brought back great warm-fuzzy memories of Bunny Rabbit!

Thanks for that!

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Updated On: 3/17/05 at 10:12 AM

#14

re: If Broadway World Were A Kindergarten

Posted: 3/16/05 at 10:16am

If?

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#15

re: If Broadway World Were A Kindergarten

Posted: 3/16/05 at 10:27am

Hmmmm snack time would be with, addy and iflit. So we could come up with some fun ways to get into trouble together.
Naptime BB, because he would tell me jokes all the time.
Fingerpaint..... that is a toughy..... judy, because I like her!

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#16

re: If Broadway World Were A Kindergarten

Posted: 3/16/05 at 10:42am

I'd be the kid, sitting in the corner by myself. Paradox only eats Vegemite Sandwiches with me out of pity. But I'll show em...I'll show em all, when I win the 'Kinda Kolour in' competition.

heheh

Updated On: 3/16/05 at 10:42 AM

#17

re: If Broadway World Were A Kindergarten

Posted: 3/16/05 at 10:52am

I'd be hyper, and would run around the classroom disturbing everyone, and then I'd run back to the coatroom and throw coats around, and then they'd call Mrs. Shiely, the school shrink, who would come and talk to me......oh wait...that WAS Kindergarten.......NEVERMIND!

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#18

re: If Broadway World Were A Kindergarten

Posted: 3/16/05 at 1:50pm

It's NOT out of pity, Scotty...

Oh wait, it is...You smell. You still wear diapers. They get changed once a week...

ew

#19

re: If Broadway World Were A Kindergarten

Posted: 3/16/05 at 1:53pm

YAY! Finger-painting with Paradox_Error!

While we sing Sondheim?

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#20

re: If Broadway World Were A Kindergarten

Posted: 3/16/05 at 2:01pm

I think I'd be the teacher.

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#21

re: If Broadway World Were A Kindergarten

Posted: 3/16/05 at 2:01pm

*sings "Hot For Teacher"*

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#22

re: If Broadway World Were A Kindergarten

Posted: 3/16/05 at 2:02pm

Of course! Of course, Paljoey!

We are some damn gifted 5 year olds!

Updated On: 3/16/05 at 02:02 PM

#23

re: If Broadway World Were A Kindergarten

Posted: 3/16/05 at 2:07pm

I would be the one in the corner eating the paste...

#24

re: If Broadway World Were A Kindergarten

Posted: 3/16/05 at 2:09pm

Oh CATS...that's paste...

#25

re: If Broadway World Were A Kindergarten

Posted: 3/16/05 at 2:44pm

I thought it was something else...