If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...- Page 3

[best12bars]

Posted: 5/10/06 at 7:51pm

And... SCENE.

"Homlies" on the right, "Candles" on the left! This here's a segregated party!

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 5/10/06 at 7:52pm

atj, you'd better hope you never run into this dyke in a dark alley.

Or a bright sidewalk.

Or anywhere.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 5/10/06 at 7:52pm

I hear Tom Cruise will be dancing at that party.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nncDobgC8c

[best12bars]

Posted: 5/10/06 at 7:53pm

Yep. That's my Rathy.

Posted: 5/10/06 at 7:54pm

oh rath go munch on some carpet

[best12bars]

Posted: 5/10/06 at 7:55pm

Original.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 5/10/06 at 7:56pm

No one f's with you on my watch, Twelvy.

atj. my five year old niece has more mature comebacks.

Posted: 5/10/06 at 7:56pm

thanks, i could have told herself on her way out of the meat curtains, but...

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 5/10/06 at 7:57pm

What are you trying to prove, anyway?

Posted: 5/10/06 at 7:58pm

well at least your parents got to be grandparents by their normal children

[cheezedoodle]

Posted: 5/10/06 at 7:58pm

That someone needs to drop the bomb on Texas....

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 5/10/06 at 8:00pm

These are your best lines, atj? How do you function in life with so few brain cells? What do you do for a living?

[best12bars]

Posted: 5/10/06 at 8:00pm

Blow out candles?

Posted: 5/10/06 at 8:01pm

well as fun as this has all been the librarian is telling me my 2 hr computer window is almost up and that means my mom will be picking me up soon - bye guys, see ya tomorrow.

[Kringas]

Posted: 5/10/06 at 8:01pm

I know I'm going to regret trying to find some sort of logical through-line, but that's my folly, I guess.

How can you be so excited about Tommy's birthday orgy if you're posting links to godhatesfags?

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 5/10/06 at 8:02pm

You're 27 and your mom is picking you up?

[Kringas]

Posted: 5/10/06 at 8:03pm

Nice candle in that avatar.

[cheezedoodle]

Posted: 5/10/06 at 8:03pm

Wow - 27 years old and his ride is his mother,cousin, aunt - that would explain the missing brain cells though. Damned inbreeding.

Updated On: 5/10/06 at 08:03 PM

[best12bars]

Posted: 5/10/06 at 8:03pm

He's a 27-year-old whose mom is coming to pick him up?

EDIT: HA! We all thought it at the same time.

Kringas, this is a logic-free thread.

"Candles" on the left, "Homely folk" on the right. And STAY THERE.

Updated On: 5/10/06 at 08:03 PM

[cheezedoodle]

Posted: 5/10/06 at 8:04pm

And he is attending his best friends birthday orgy. Life is sure good in Dallas.

[best12bars]

Posted: 5/10/06 at 8:05pm

Texas has a nuthouse in it!

[cheezedoodle]

Posted: 5/10/06 at 8:06pm

"mom" being code for boyfriend?

You mean he sleeps with his mom? Now - that is truly nutty.

[Kringas]

Posted: 5/10/06 at 8:07pm

His mom must be a hottie.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 5/10/06 at 8:08pm

She is.

I did her six ways to Sunday. She loves the ladies!!

[best12bars]

Posted: 5/10/06 at 8:12pm

LOL!

I think I hear my "mom" calling.