If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

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If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

Posted: 5/10/06 at 7:04pm

ban vague thread titles.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#2

re: If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

Posted: 5/10/06 at 7:05pm

Have Rathnait62 decapitated.

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"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#3

re: If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

Posted: 5/10/06 at 7:06pm

Have Dollypop decapitated.

#4

re: If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

Posted: 5/10/06 at 7:06pm

Punish sock puppets corporally.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#5

re: If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

Posted: 5/10/06 at 7:07pm

Ban children. And farting.

It's rude.

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And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

#6

re: If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

Posted: 5/10/06 at 7:08pm

oh wonderwaiter, don't be a player hater.

#7

re: If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

Posted: 5/10/06 at 7:09pm

Have audible applause files that automatically launch when brilliant posts like wonderwaiter's appear.

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Updated On: 5/10/06 at 07:09 PM

#8

re: If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

Posted: 5/10/06 at 7:10pm

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And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

#9

re: If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

Posted: 5/10/06 at 7:10pm

he loved you all but your hatred drove him away (like jesus and the romans), do you not have any remorse whatsoever?

#10

re: If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

Posted: 5/10/06 at 7:11pm

OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!

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It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

#11

re: If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

Posted: 5/10/06 at 7:12pm

Play right or don't play at all, c&a.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#12

re: If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

Posted: 5/10/06 at 7:13pm

c&a, you must mean my friend children&art - he told me about this place, but i assure you i am not he (not to say he's not sitting right next to me as i type this, but i am not he)

#13

re: If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

Posted: 5/10/06 at 7:15pm

Ban posters who turn threads from their original one-line declarative intent into a conversation.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#14

re: If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

Posted: 5/10/06 at 7:15pm

rath, I love you! you are SO on the ball!

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It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

#15

re: If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

Posted: 5/10/06 at 7:18pm

oooh, i love to be on balls - elphaba don't you? oh no wait, you love to dress em up in leather and spank em.

#16

re: If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

Posted: 5/10/06 at 7:18pm

"Ban children. And farting."

Can't we keep farting? some people have a condition. (not me).

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#17

re: If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

Posted: 5/10/06 at 7:20pm

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!


Well, as long as they fart responsibly, I guess it's okay.

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And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

#18

re: If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

Posted: 5/10/06 at 7:22pm

Why would someone want to post on here if it's a place his friend wasn't made to feel welcome?

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#19

re: If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

Posted: 5/10/06 at 7:23pm

perhaps to seek revenge....ever seen "sweeney todd"?

#20

re: If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

Posted: 5/10/06 at 7:24pm

Well, wouldn't it have been smarter not to have blown your cover if you were here to exact revenge, Sweeney?

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"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey

#21

re: If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

Posted: 5/10/06 at 7:25pm

dammit, you people are so smart.

so who here does myspace? if you want i can add all ya'll as friends and stuff and then we can like chat for real back and forth on the internet and junk like that.

Updated On: 5/10/06 at 07:25 PM

#22

re: If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

Posted: 5/10/06 at 7:26pm

It doesn't take geniuses.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#23

re: If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

Posted: 5/10/06 at 7:26pm

More important Jazz, were you hot enough to be included in C&A's Birthday bash on the 19th?

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#24

re: If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

Posted: 5/10/06 at 7:27pm

not the one in NY b/c I live in Texas - but he is having a soiree here in town before and I am definitely invited...

#25

re: If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

Posted: 5/10/06 at 7:28pm

Are you posing as one of your students, c&a?

This thread got off track, but it's even more fun now.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson