If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would... — Page 4

#76

re: If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

Posted: 5/10/06 at 8:13pm

Rath, tsk tsk. Stay away from Dallas gals. That whore Debbie spread all sorts of nasty around them.

You're from Big D? How'd you guess? By that giant rash spread across your chest!

#77

re: If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

Posted: 5/10/06 at 8:16pm

*scratches*

Yeah, I definitely caught something nasty from atj's mom. Totally worth it though - she knows how to make a girl happy!!

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#78

re: If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

Posted: 5/10/06 at 8:16pm

You're from Big D? I can tell!
By the way you walk, and the way you smell...

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"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#79

re: If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

Posted: 5/10/06 at 8:28pm

Looks like our little friend has been banned.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#80

re: If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

Posted: 5/10/06 at 8:30pm

People come and go so quickly here.

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#81

re: If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

Posted: 5/10/06 at 8:34pm

Damn! I missed it. C&A has a friend?

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I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator

#82

re: If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

Posted: 5/10/06 at 8:35pm

I highly doubt it.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#83

re: If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

Posted: 5/10/06 at 8:38pm

It's... as if... he never even existed.



EDIT: Kringas, I pictured you in full Dorothy garb when you said that.

You were pretty.

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"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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Updated On: 5/10/06 at 08:38 PM

#84

re: If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

Posted: 5/10/06 at 8:40pm

I still want to meet him in a dark alley.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#85

re: If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

Posted: 5/10/06 at 8:40pm

Details?

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I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator

#86

re: If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

Posted: 5/10/06 at 8:42pm

Girly, he's not worth the energy.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#87

re: If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

Posted: 5/10/06 at 8:43pm

He came. He smutted up the place. He pissed some people off. He amused others. He posted a naughty av. His posts were all removed. He was banned.

*curtain*

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"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#88

re: If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

Posted: 5/10/06 at 8:44pm

Good girl! Send to me?

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I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator

#89

re: If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

Posted: 5/10/06 at 8:53pm

How do we know he was banned? Didn't he have to sign off the library computer because his mommy was honking?

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#90

re: If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

Posted: 5/10/06 at 8:54pm

Put down the donuts and pay attention - all his posts are gone!

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#91

re: If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

Posted: 5/10/06 at 9:01pm

LOL-cookies.

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#92

re: If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

Posted: 5/10/06 at 9:03pm

Hand one over.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#93

re: If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

Posted: 5/10/06 at 9:05pm

none left.

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#94

re: If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

Posted: 5/10/06 at 9:06pm

Figures.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#95

re: If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

Posted: 5/10/06 at 9:07pm

touche.

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#96

re: If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

Posted: 5/10/06 at 9:08pm

Did anyone else get a PM from our cottony-fresh friend? I did. I was going to post it here, but apparently they have been deleted as well. It was something terribly convincing like, "I'm not children&art. No, really. I'm an entirely different person. Honest."

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And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

#97

re: If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

Posted: 5/10/06 at 9:09pm

I leave this thread for a while and find so many posts are missing. What happened to AllThatJazz? Did he meet Moira 2? (Was there ever a Moira 1?)

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"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#98

re: If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

Posted: 5/10/06 at 9:35pm

I think there needs to be a separate board on BWW called "The Laundry Hamper" where sock puppets go to die. Then, if you're ever in need of a little entertainment, you can hop on over to that board and watch them harass each other with barbs such as "Omg! U shud lyk go die, or sumthing!"


End rant.

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#99

re: If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

Posted: 5/10/06 at 9:37pm

History Boys Day.


nuff said. i would be an AWESOME king

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#100

re: If I were King/Queen of BWW, I would...

Posted: 5/10/06 at 9:38pm

wonderwaiter, I received some, but just deleted them on the spot. I didn't figure they were worth my time to read.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson