If Liza and Kermit the Frog Got Into A Fight...Who Would Win?

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If Liza and Kermit the Frog Got Into A Fight...Who Would Win?

Posted: 2/5/06 at 8:51pm

Liza.

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re: If Liza and Kermit the Frog Got Into A Fight...Who Would Win?

Posted: 2/5/06 at 8:54pm

I hope that wasn't one of Lipton's questions to her.

I say "I hope" because you can never be sure with him.

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re: If Liza and Kermit the Frog Got Into A Fight...Who Would Win?

Posted: 2/5/06 at 8:55pm

Liza could squish that frog easy...

re: If Liza and Kermit the Frog Got Into A Fight...Who Would Win?

Posted: 2/5/06 at 8:55pm

Was she wearing her black and crucifix look?

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re: If Liza and Kermit the Frog Got Into A Fight...Who Would Win?

Posted: 2/5/06 at 8:57pm

the eyelashes would win.

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re: If Liza and Kermit the Frog Got Into A Fight...Who Would Win?

Posted: 2/5/06 at 9:06pm

My bet is on Kermie.

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re: If Liza and Kermit the Frog Got Into A Fight...Who Would Win?

Posted: 2/5/06 at 9:20pm

If Liza made a move toward Kermit, Miss Piggy would show up and it would ALL be over - very quickly.

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re: If Liza and Kermit the Frog Got Into A Fight...Who Would Win?

Posted: 2/5/06 at 9:21pm

I believe DG is right. As far as I know, La Minnelli has no martial arts training.

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re: If Liza and Kermit the Frog Got Into A Fight...Who Would Win?

Posted: 2/5/06 at 9:24pm

DG, I was about to post the exact same thing....NO ONE beats the pig!

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re: If Liza and Kermit the Frog Got Into A Fight...Who Would Win?

Posted: 2/5/06 at 9:27pm

Of course, if Liza pulled Lorna in on her side, THEN we might have something worth watching!

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re: If Liza and Kermit the Frog Got Into A Fight...Who Would Win?

Posted: 2/6/06 at 3:43pm

wouldnt Liza, instead of beating up Kermit the Frog, pull his legs off, sautee them in butter and munch on them? Or maybe she'd just marry him until he came out the closet and then divorce him.

Don't f*ck with me fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo.

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re: If Liza and Kermit the Frog Got Into A Fight...Who Would Win?

Posted: 2/6/06 at 3:44pm

Liza. She's fierce. Kermit doesn't stand a chance.

Am I cut out to spend my time this way?

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re: If Liza and Kermit the Frog Got Into A Fight...Who Would Win?

Posted: 2/6/06 at 3:55pm

Is this after she drinks a bottle of vodka or before? They say it gives her incredible power punches.

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