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If You Were A Movie, What Would You Be Rated and For What?

If You Were A Movie, What Would You Be Rated and For What?

Cruel_Sandwich
#1If You Were A Movie, What Would You Be Rated and For What?
Posted: 10/26/07 at 11:47am

I would be rated R for Some Sexual Dialogue, Graphic Male Nudity, and Violent Images.

RetroBoy
#2re: If You Were A Movie, What Would You Be Rated and For What?
Posted: 10/26/07 at 11:52am

Oh boy I already see what's coming a mile away.

WOSQ
#2re: If You Were A Movie, What Would You Be Rated and For What?
Posted: 10/26/07 at 2:40pm

rated 'G'

for "Goodness Had Nothing To Do With It".


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soapguy17
#3re: If You Were A Movie, What Would You Be Rated and For What?
Posted: 10/26/07 at 2:44pm

I'd be rated PG 13. I'm filled with sexual innuendo's and flirtatiousness, but there's never any actual activity.


I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.

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best12bars
#4re: If You Were A Movie, What Would You Be Rated and For What?
Posted: 10/26/07 at 2:54pm

M for Mature audiences.


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iHeartMyGeek
#5re: If You Were A Movie, What Would You Be Rated and For What?
Posted: 10/26/07 at 2:56pm

I should be R-rated but they would bump me down to a PG-13 because I would have educational content that should be seen by a younger audience.


"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."

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wickedfiyeroofoz
#6re: If You Were A Movie, What Would You Be Rated and For What?
Posted: 10/26/07 at 2:58pm

I'd be a documentary with no rating.


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Borstalboy
#7re: If You Were A Movie, What Would You Be Rated and For What?
Posted: 10/26/07 at 3:06pm

NC-17 for language.


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CJR
#8re: If You Were A Movie, What Would You Be Rated and For What?
Posted: 10/26/07 at 4:54pm

NC-17 for language and sexually explicit content. re: If You Were A Movie, What Would You Be Rated and For What?


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JerseyGirl2
#9re: If You Were A Movie, What Would You Be Rated and For What?
Posted: 10/26/07 at 5:29pm

Hell, I would get an NC-17 for language and disturbing depictions of mental illness.


Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

Cruel_Sandwich
#10re: If You Were A Movie, What Would You Be Rated and For What?
Posted: 10/26/07 at 5:35pm

Oh, and probably A Scene Of Violence for that one time I threatened my entire family with a knife during dinner.

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soapguy17
#11re: If You Were A Movie, What Would You Be Rated and For What?
Posted: 10/26/07 at 5:39pm

Cruel, go back and read your post. I think that more than answers a question you presented to the board a few days back.


I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.

Cruel_Sandwich
#12re: If You Were A Movie, What Would You Be Rated and For What?
Posted: 10/26/07 at 5:42pm

Yeah but that was a few years ago and I'm pretty sure they were cool with it.

broadwaytourist
#13re: If You Were A Movie, What Would You Be Rated and For What?
Posted: 10/26/07 at 8:23pm

NC-17 due to the other "movies" I watch!

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justagirl2
#14re: If You Were A Movie, What Would You Be Rated and For What?
Posted: 10/26/07 at 8:30pm

It depends on the day. Usually, PG-13 for some mild language and sexuality, but other days...well...

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dramarama2
#15re: If You Were A Movie, What Would You Be Rated and For What?
Posted: 10/27/07 at 8:24am

R for Strong Sexual references, occasional strong coarse language and a graphic autopsy scene


A little known fact is that in the original screenplay, Pan's Labyrinth was Pan's FLAByrinth. Hmmmmmmm...glad they changed it.

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LumieRe
#16re: If You Were A Movie, What Would You Be Rated and For What?
Posted: 10/28/07 at 7:52pm

I would rather be in a rated R movie cuz I would love to kill the people that I don't like.... and really hate

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futurenala
#17re: If You Were A Movie, What Would You Be Rated and For What?
Posted: 10/28/07 at 7:58pm

I would be rated PG-13 for all the drama in my life!


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artscallion
#18re: If You Were A Movie, What Would You Be Rated and For What?
Posted: 10/28/07 at 8:05pm

I would be, "This movie is not yet rated" because the final cut ain't in yet.


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AudreyTwoTwo
#19re: If You Were A Movie, What Would You Be Rated and For What?
Posted: 10/28/07 at 8:48pm

Probably PG-13 because of the teenage drama.


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peach
#20re: If You Were A Movie, What Would You Be Rated and For What?
Posted: 10/29/07 at 12:43pm

R for language. I've got a regular f*&%in' potty mouth.

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papalovesmambo
#21if you were a movie, what would you be rated and for what?
Posted: 10/29/07 at 3:52pm

nc-17 for scenes of graphic violence involving electricity, acid, piano wire and bamboo visited upon jihadi apologists.


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Calvin
#22if you were a movie, what would you be rated and for what?
Posted: 10/29/07 at 3:54pm

papa, Joseph Farah just proved that you are personally responsible for the decline in newspaper readership.

At the same time, the NC-17 rating is now old enough to get into an NC-17-rated film!

loon of the day Updated On: 10/29/07 at 03:54 PM

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Borstalboy
#23if you were a movie, what would you be rated and for what?
Posted: 10/29/07 at 4:20pm

Actually, you can really find out what your movie rating is by taking this quiz. I was an R.
What rating am I?


"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

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uncageg
#24if you were a movie, what would you be rated and for what?
Posted: 10/29/07 at 4:25pm

R - For witty/scathing humor laced with foul language and male nudity.


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