I have an awesome pair of 1940's-esque silver cascade platforms that make me about 5'9", and I'd really like to say that I'd be one of those, but it would be a lie.
I think I'd be the left shoe from a pair of white keds. Slightly ordinary. Comfortable. Low-matinence. Never really vogue, nor incredibly out of style. Not cute, not sexy. Nice to have around. Also, it's never one of the kinds of shoes that you look at 2 months after purchasing and say, "What the hell was I thinking when I decided on THESE? What a waste!" You might not be sure what I'll be helpful for, but there's no good reason to get rid of me.
And I say the left shoe because we read from left to right, and I'm the kind of person that starts things frequently and rarely finishes anything (this often includes sentences).
I starred in a short film called
Magnetic Personality. Check it out!