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#1

If You Were a Shoe...

What would you be?

I'm trying to choose between bunny slippers or ballet flats, so someone else post. If You Were a Shoe...
I get lost, unless, of course, I'm getting found.
#2

re: If You Were a Shoe...

I'd be Cole Haans, Princeton.

VERY Expensive.

VERY Comfortable.

VERY High-Maintenance.


Just like me. :)
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#3

re: If You Were a Shoe...

Haha! Nice, M_E!

I'd probably be a pair of sequined ballet flats-
Crazy-looking, but low maintennance.

I get lost, unless, of course, I'm getting found.
#4

re: If You Were a Shoe...

I would probably be up FindingNamo's ass.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

#5

re: If You Were a Shoe...

*cue eyes rolling*
I get lost, unless, of course, I'm getting found.
#6

re: If You Were a Shoe...

omg i love slippers.....id probly be my pink fuzzy slippers that are extremely worn out...thats how i feel too strangely
#7

re: If You Were a Shoe...

I would be a pointe shoe.
I'm not sure exactly why though...
#8

re: If You Were a Shoe...

Rodney,

I ADORE your Icon!

Remember the 1970s, when those little dickens were EVERYWHERE?
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#9

re: If You Were a Shoe...

I'd be either Gaynor Minden pointe shoes (my favorite brand ever), or slipper-flip flops.
I have my books and my poetry to protect me...
#10

re: If You Were a Shoe...

Oh yeah! I almost forgot about my loverly tap shoes.. whatever brand they are.

Cause.. you know.. someone mentioned dance shoes.
I get lost, unless, of course, I'm getting found.

Updated On: 10/22/04 at 05:51 PM

#11

re: If You Were a Shoe...

Oh god, I'm a such shoe whore. Probably a pair of Black stilettos. I have a pair and they are my favorite shoes ever. re: If You Were a Shoe...
Thou giveth fever.
#12

re: If You Were a Shoe...

DAMMIT you beat me Lea!

I'd be a pair of black stiletto boots or pumps for SURE.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#13

re: If You Were a Shoe...

I'd be a pair of Thom Mc Ann's
Poster Emeritus
#14

re: If You Were a Shoe...

I would probably be my LLBean brown slip-on loafers. Comfort and practicality over style any day. Trust me, my wardrobe is indicative of this maxim. re: If You Were a Shoe...
Word. Word, indeed.
#15

re: If You Were a Shoe...

Tiff, I only own one pair of sneakers. I have over 25 pairs of shoes (without counting). Thats how bad I am with high heels. I have to be elevated. I have a ton of boots. I'm only 5'6" so I like to wear heels to make me feel like a big girl. re: If You Were a Shoe...
Thou giveth fever.
#16

re: If You Were a Shoe...

Hush, Lea. I'm 5'2.5 (every half inch counts when you're this short!)!

It's such a compulsion. I'm watching Dr. Phil right now about people with abnormal obsession and I think high-heeled shoes are it. I was going to buy some orange pointy-toed stiletto boots yesterday and got talked out of it. I'm sketchy about orange but I was LOVING the heel. It's so pathetic.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#17

re: If You Were a Shoe...

Oh man, I almost bought furry white stiletto boots at Macy's and I didn't. I didn't have 91 bucks on me. re: If You Were a Shoe... I'm such a boot maniac.

I'm actually 5'5" and 3/4. I rounded up because I'm still growing (to my knowledge).
Thou giveth fever.
#18

re: If You Were a Shoe...

You're 5'6" and feel an overwhelming need to add to your height? You're 2 inches above average, first of all, and 4 inches taller than me. :P

I never wear heels outside special occassions because they're damn uncomfortable and bad for your skeletal system. My typical shoe choice is worn-in sneakers. What shoe would I be? Probably one that doesn't fit quite right.
#19

re: If You Were a Shoe...

A clog.
I don't know why.
#20

re: If You Were a Shoe...

I'm adding to my list: I would be my favorite pair of shoes ever- my black leather knee high lace up boots, AKA the "hooker boots". They're awesome.
I have my books and my poetry to protect me...
#21

re: If You Were a Shoe...

I'm shorter than most of my friends.

Go through my room. I guarantee you can make an arguement that any pair of shoes I own are for hookers. Boots, strappy sandals, strappy stilettos with snake skin trim. . .
Thou giveth fever.
#22

re: If You Were a Shoe...

Yup, you guessed it. Flip-flops. re: If You Were a Shoe... No reason, just knew y'all would be expecting it.
A work of art is an invitation to love.

Updated On: 10/22/04 at 10:20 PM

#23

re: If You Were a Shoe...

"If You Were a Shoe...", I would be a Bush-stompin shoe, OK?
#24

re: If You Were a Shoe...

my pink pump sandals. Fun, peppy, can be cute OR sophisticated it depends on what you wear it with.
Rosencrantz: "Be happy - if you're not even HAPPY what's so good about surviving? We'll be all right. I suppose we just go on." - from Tom Stoppard's Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead

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