Some of us are playing it on another site. Type in a few opening sentences for a novel, It can be any genre (bad, romance, gore, etc.) Here are a few of mine so far....
Dahlia was starting to regret putting draino into the cake she just left off at Marsha's house.
As Hortense was just drifting off into lalaland in the OR, she heard her doctor cry out "you gave her THAT???? oh my god!!!"
Bob was deliberating about winning one million dollars if he will eat a half cup of BM.
Being born with 500 IQ might sound great to some people, but for Sluggo it was a burden.
As Frothingham spread out the cardboard box which would serve as his living quarters this night, he sighed and remembered that only a few months ago he owned the building he was using as a headboard.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
Updated On: 2/10/09 at 07:03 PM