#1
Posted: 12/18/12 at 3:12pm
Which Christmas Cookies would you choose to poop?
If you could poop Christmas Cookies
#3
Posted: 12/18/12 at 3:15pm
Meringues because they're light and crispy. I also like to put mint m&ms on mine.
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#4
Posted: 12/18/12 at 3:20pm
Whaddaya mean 'if'?
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#5
Posted: 12/18/12 at 3:26pm
Sorry Brian! "WHEN you poop Christmas Cookies, what kind of Christmas cookies do you poop?"
Also, to my non-christian friends: Feel free to poop non-christmas-cookies. Rugelach or Hamentaschen or, hell, Chips Ahoy.
Also, to my non-christian friends: Feel free to poop non-christmas-cookies. Rugelach or Hamentaschen or, hell, Chips Ahoy.
#6
Posted: 12/18/12 at 3:27pm
Way back in the long ago, some comic (Johnny Carson?) had a standard line "May the bird of paradise poop on your Christmas pie.", but he didn't say 'poop'.
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#7
Posted: 12/18/12 at 3:32pm
I've been loosening up all year so I can poop a gingerbread house.
#8
Posted: 12/18/12 at 3:53pm
Jordan they are lovely!
Updated On: 12/18/12 at 03:53 PM
#9
Posted: 12/18/12 at 3:59pm
Last night I pooped that I was at Manderley.
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#10
Posted: 12/18/12 at 4:06pm
I LOVE Trader Joe's Candy Cane Joe-Joes.
#11
Posted: 12/18/12 at 4:17pm
Festive, holiday pooping must be "in the air"--I JUST walked in the door from my favorite olde-world Italian pasticceria with a box of Brutti ma Buoni--"Ugly but Good".
The picture speaks for itself, I'd say...
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Updated On: 12/18/12 at 04:17 PM
#12
Posted: 12/18/12 at 4:26pm
These definitely are the right shape. 
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#13
Posted: 12/18/12 at 4:34pm
My kitten made a batch of those last night.
#14
Posted: 12/18/12 at 4:40pm
I wish I hadn't opened this thread. Now I'm not going to want to eat any Christmas cookies. Although, maybe that's a good thing.
KFTC!!!!!
#15
Posted: 12/18/12 at 4:46pm
Your welcome Stockard! It was my office mate's ginormous cookie jar stocked with Xmas cookies that inspired this thread. It was either this thread or programming the Cookie jar to play A Very Daughtry Christmas every time the lid came off!
#16
Posted: 12/18/12 at 7:45pm
I wouldn't mind pooping some gourmet sufganiyot.
#17
Posted: 12/18/12 at 8:46pm
If I could poop Christmas cookies, I would have my lips surgically attached to my anus and become a one man perpetual centipede!
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Updated On: 12/18/12 at 08:46 PM
#18
Posted: 12/19/12 at 1:23am
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#19
Posted: 12/19/12 at 5:13am
I will NEVER eat one of those cookies again, FU Diva! 
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#20
Posted: 12/19/12 at 6:20am
Oh my, Plum! Those sufganyiot must have hurt.
I had Trix this morning so here is my contribution
I had Trix this morning so here is my contribution
....but the world goes 'round
#21
Posted: 12/19/12 at 6:56am
Lol Snafu!
Tazzy, Yours looks like unicorn plop!
Tazzy, Yours looks like unicorn plop!
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#22
Posted: 12/19/12 at 10:20am
Taz MUST be a Unicorn.
And Diva your elf is perfect. I might have to use that as a Facebook picture-thingie.
And Diva your elf is perfect. I might have to use that as a Facebook picture-thingie.
#23
Posted: 12/19/12 at 10:24am
I have to agree with SNAFU.
And those used to be one of my fave holiday treats...
And those used to be one of my fave holiday treats...
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#24
Posted: 12/19/12 at 1:07pm
The elf picture is pretty effing funny!
KFTC!!!!!
#25
Posted: 12/19/12 at 11:09pm
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