If you think the "Ground Zero Mosque" debate is too reasoned and high-minded

Then have I got a "controversy" for YOU!

"Since 2005, when plans for the Flight 93 National Memorial were unveiled, a group of critics, including the father of one of the heroes who died, have protested loudly that the memorial's design is rife with Islamic symbols. They haven't wavered in their protest -- even though some design elements have been changed -- and they plan to run a full-page ad opposing the design in a local newspaper on Friday and Saturday, when the nation will pause to remember September 11.

But the National Park Service says the critics -- whom it calls "conspiracy theorists" -- are expressing concerns that are baseless, and that it's already changed the design to remove any symbols that might be considered "Islamic."

"A more obvious tribute to the terrorists is hard to imagine," reads the ad, which will be published in the Somerset Daily American and was provided in advance to FoxNews.com. "It is not surprising, then, that the giant crescent would turn out to point to Mecca, and be the centerpiece for the world's largest mosque.""


Mosques! I see MOSQUES everywhere

The only paragraph worth reading:

Felt's statement continued, "Over the past few years, we have reached out to experts in the areas of religious iconography, Islamic Law/theology and memorial design. The findings of these experts are clear and unwavering in that people looking for controversy will find it if they look hard enough regardless of the circumstances."

These wackadoos were obviously deprived of fancy Pillsbury refrigerated breadfoods in a can.

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And much like how the "Ground Zero Mosque" isn't really a mosque and isn't really at ground zero, the "the giant crescent that points to Mecca" isn't really a crescent and (You KNEW this was coming) doesn't point to Mecca.

I'm truly sorry for this man's loss, but I'd like to sign a petition declaring him insane.

Hey guys, these are people with real problems that deserve our respect. =)

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Bad things can happen to crazy people, too.

The memorial with a helpful drawing of a "Islamic crescent" to compare it to.

You can place the cycle and star over any strippers enhanced breasts and get just as much if not more (if they are wearing pasties) of a comparison.

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The Jefferson Memorial. Might I remind you, he OWNED a KORAN.

And WHERE is it pointing?

All I see in this memorial is a poorly designed golf course.

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I've always been suspicious of the Pillsbury Doughboy.

The moon itself is a terrorist sympathizer. We should blow it up.

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