If you were a Porn Star what would your name be?- Page 2

[CurtainUp2]

re: If you were a Porn Star what would your name be?#25

Posted: 5/14/05 at 3:25pm

Dick Cole

There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered. - Nelson Mandela

[Elphaba]

re: If you were a Porn Star what would your name be?#26

Posted: 5/14/05 at 3:45pm

Lance Hugh

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

[GypsyRoseLee]

re: If you were a Porn Star what would your name be?#27

Posted: 5/14/05 at 4:01pm

Zsa Zsa LaWhore

"This is what I trained to do, and this is what I love about theater. What I love about being an actress is being able to really look into myself and understand another human being. And out my own self, to shape and form and fashion a real human being--and to present that in such a way that people see something of themselves or their own understanding in that human being." --Phylicia Rashad

[stylinbohemian]

re: If you were a Porn Star what would your name be?#28

Posted: 5/14/05 at 4:03pm

going by the rules of Porn star names: Bianca Peach

"If There's One Thing to Learn it's You Just Can't Go Wrong If You Follow Your Heart, and End With A Song"

[TheatreDiva90016]

re: If you were a Porn Star what would your name be?#29

Posted: 5/14/05 at 4:50pm

Well, if I went with Costume Mistress, it would be Booger Sycamore, but I prefer to use the name:

CLITORIS LEECHMAN

"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

[Rathnait62]

re: If you were a Porn Star what would your name be?#30

Posted: 5/14/05 at 4:53pm

FindingNamo

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

[MyNameInLights]

re: If you were a Porn Star what would your name be?#31

Posted: 5/14/05 at 5:05pm

If we're going with the pet/street theme, mine is Smokey Brasswood, and that's good enough for me!

"The stage is where I live and come alive and act out all the things that go on in my life. It's not just what I do for a living, it's my shrink and my love affair. No one in my life has ever or ever will kiss me on the mouth like this lover called my relationship with my performance."

[BluCat500]

re: If you were a Porn Star what would your name be?#32

Posted: 5/14/05 at 5:34pm

Pet/ Street =Anastasia Broadway(Sadly not in the city, but on Long Island)

So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.~Office Space

[JamieMcG]

re: If you were a Porn Star what would your name be?#33

Posted: 5/14/05 at 5:49pm

pet/street for me would be

BRIDEY BRANTWOOD

Middle name/Street would be

CAMPBELL BRANTWOOD

"There is nothing scary about life, if you are not attached to the results." - Conversations With God

[~FloweryFriend~]

re: If you were a Porn Star what would your name be?#34

Posted: 5/14/05 at 7:16pm

Goldie Overbrook

I starred in a short film called Magnetic Personality. Check it out!

[Unknown User]

re: If you were a Porn Star what would your name be?#35

Posted: 5/14/05 at 7:20pm

Say Ho

[CatieElphie1]

re: If you were a Porn Star what would your name be?#36

Posted: 5/14/05 at 7:37pm

If I follow the pet rule, I would be

Boogers 13th ST.

Not so hot

Was that a fat joke?

[Mr Roxy]

re: If you were a Porn Star what would your name be?#37

Posted: 5/14/05 at 7:44pm

Either Jack Off or Richard Cranium (a/k/a Dick Head)

Poster Emeritus

[Parks]

re: If you were a Porn Star what would your name be?#38

Posted: 5/14/05 at 7:58pm

...Parks...hot, I know.

"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA

[Elphaba]

re: If you were a Porn Star what would your name be?#39

Posted: 5/14/05 at 8:07pm

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

[JohnPopa]

re: If you were a Porn Star what would your name be?#40

Posted: 5/14/05 at 8:13pm

Using the 'pet/current address' equation my porn name would be Candy Market.

Which is a pretty good porn star name.

[bwaysinger]

re: If you were a Porn Star what would your name be?#41

Posted: 5/14/05 at 8:41pm

I love mine: Skunk Carter.

[Marquise]

re: If you were a Porn Star what would your name be?#42

Posted: 5/14/05 at 8:48pm

MARQUISE DE SADE

[TGIF]

re: If you were a Porn Star what would your name be?#43

Posted: 5/14/05 at 8:58pm

"You're supposed to take the name of your first pet and the name of the street you live on... or a pet, or a street that you've lived on, whatever...."

Trixie Wood.

I want to write music. I want to sit down right now at my piano and write a song that people will listen to and remember and do the same thing every morning...for the rest of my life. - Jonathan Larson. Tick, Tick...BOOM!

[Mr Roxy]

re: If you were a Porn Star what would your name be?#44

Posted: 5/14/05 at 9:05pm

Clitoris Leachman

Poster Emeritus

[Corine2]

re: If you were a Porn Star what would your name be?#45

Posted: 5/14/05 at 9:17pm

Corinna Jugs is a great name. Updated On: 5/14/05 at 09:17 PM

[DayDreamer]

re: If you were a Porn Star what would your name be?#46

Posted: 5/14/05 at 9:23pm

Tony Arouse...


I grew up on a numbered street, so the rules don't apply...

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

[Marquise]

re: If you were a Porn Star what would your name be?#47

Posted: 5/14/05 at 9:26pm

Bullsh!t!! My name is Marquise de Sade and that's that.

The first name of your pet crap is for drag queen names....

[CostumeMistress]

re: If you were a Porn Star what would your name be?#48

Posted: 5/14/05 at 11:10pm

A frightening number of you on this thread have affectionately named your pets after snot... what the hell???

Avatar - Isaac, my blue-fronted Amazon parrot. Adopted 9/7/07. Age 30 (my pet is older than me!)

[hrh_annette]

re: If you were a Porn Star what would your name be?#49

Posted: 5/14/05 at 11:53pm

By CostumeMistress' standards I'm Blondie Peralta

"I would rather be with the people of this town than with the finest people in the world."--Fred Willard as Mayor Deebs in Roxanne