If you were the Virgin Mary...
If you were the Virgin Mary...
Albin
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
WOSQ
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/18/03
#1re: If you were the Virgin Mary...
Posted: 4/20/05 at 11:53am
at the Eugene O'Neill Theatre.
"If my life weren't funny, it would just be true. And that would be unacceptable."
--Carrie Fisher
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#2re: If you were the Virgin Mary...
Posted: 4/20/05 at 11:59am
Just south of where the BVM currently stands is Margie's Candies-- home to the hugest, bestest Ice Cream sundaes in town. I think if I were Mary, Mother of God, I'd stroll down to Western & Diversey and get myself a "Grandpa's Turtle": Two huge scoops of Ice cream, hot caramel, whipped cream, pecans and a little silver pitcher of hot fudge to dump on as needed. Oh! And a homemade "turtle" candy and a pair of sugar wafers as well!
I won't be surprised to see Mary there, perhaps with her sister Martha, and maybe the ghost of Margie herself. One bite of my sundae usually causes me to see God there, myself.
SueleenGay
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/9/03
#3re: If you were the Virgin Mary...
Posted: 4/20/05 at 12:42pmOn a milk carton. "Have you seen this woman?"
PEACE.
#4re: If you were the Virgin Mary...
Posted: 4/20/05 at 12:44pm
...I wouldn't be a virgin?
I would appear at GLAAD headquarters with a thumbs up.
Tenorific2
Leading Actor Joined: 2/16/05
#5re: If you were the Virgin Mary...
Posted: 4/20/05 at 12:45pmI'd appear to so called EXTREME religious right leaders and ask them why are they not acting in compassion like her son did?
SueleenGay
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/9/03
#6re: If you were the Virgin Mary...
Posted: 4/20/05 at 12:48pmI could also see her on AMERICAN FALSE-IDOL.
PEACE.
#7re: If you were the Virgin Mary...
Posted: 4/20/05 at 12:50pmHaving not converted the world by appearing on grilled cheese as I had hoped, I would move onto the true font of evil in this world: Burger King's new hideously unhealthy breakfast sandwich.
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#8re: If you were the Virgin Mary...
Posted: 4/20/05 at 12:50pm
At a DQ ordering a Blizzard.
Maybe buying a Fribble at Friendly's.
Can ya tell it's warm out and I want ice cream?
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
ScottInLA
Stand-by Joined: 1/15/05
#9re: If you were the Virgin Mary...
Posted: 4/20/05 at 12:51pm
"Mary, you just submitted to God's will and bore the world it's Savior...what are you going to do next?"
"I'm going to Disneyland!"
#10re: If you were the Virgin Mary...
Posted: 4/20/05 at 12:54pmoooh--Robbie! we should go to Coldstones! I bet she's there!
Corine2
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/14/03
#11re: If you were the Virgin Mary...
Posted: 4/20/05 at 1:07pm
Ha ha.
Well. It has been so long I am practically a virgin again.
I would appear at Spamalot and I could watch while in the air. 
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#12re: If you were the Virgin Mary...
Posted: 4/20/05 at 1:31pmConsidering Coldstone is a little piece of heaven on earth, I couldn't agree more!
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#13re: If you were the Virgin Mary...
Posted: 4/20/05 at 1:33pm
I might have the Ann Coulter mix today:
bile-flavored ice cream, nuts, and custard!
#14re: If you were the Virgin Mary...
Posted: 4/20/05 at 3:55pmI would immediately appear in the 2nd floor of Zabar's......(I need new pots), and then I would magically appear at halftime of the U of Oregon-Oregon State U fooball game next November.
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#15re: If you were the Virgin Mary...
Posted: 4/20/05 at 4:00pm
all this talk of coldstone is making me SERIOUSLY consider going within the next hour...
<---ice cream-aholic.
awkward.
"I think it was the Korean tour or something. They were all frickin' asian!" -Zoran912
judy_in_disguise
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/31/04
#17re: If you were the Virgin Mary...
Posted: 4/20/05 at 4:11pmat any piggly-wiggly i could find just because i love to say "piggly wiggly"
XING
PED
PED
Elizabeth_DeBris
Broadway Star Joined: 1/29/05
#18re: If you were the Virgin Mary...
Posted: 4/20/05 at 4:17pm
Dodger Stages #4. 
After that, maybe smacking some fanatics upside the head. They'd have to listen to me then, right...?
Updated On: 4/20/05 at 04:17 PM
WOSQ
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/18/03
#19re: If you were the Virgin Mary...
Posted: 4/20/05 at 4:28pm"Me from Bethlehem. Me with no education. Me with no husband as you've been reminding me my whole life! Look at me! Look at how I live. Well, I am the Virgin Mary, and I love her and if you don't, you can clear out now."
"If my life weren't funny, it would just be true. And that would be unacceptable."
--Carrie Fisher
#20re: If you were the Virgin Mary...
Posted: 4/20/05 at 4:30pm
JID! There's my heart-of-gold hooker!
#21re: If you were the Virgin Mary...
Posted: 4/20/05 at 4:37pmA beach in St Tropez. The woman is too pale and needs a tan. that porceline white look went out centuries ago. Besides, why does she always have to appear in some abondoned field, desert or moutain side? Why not make an appearance where she could have a little fun?
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#22re: If you were the Virgin Mary...
Posted: 4/20/05 at 4:55pm
Congress
Then margaritas with Madonna to give a few pointers.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
The Grovers Corners Yenta
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
#23re: If you were the Virgin Mary...
Posted: 4/20/05 at 5:01pmI think I have a better chance of being Mary Magdalene
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#24re: If you were the Virgin Mary...
Posted: 4/20/05 at 5:17pmI'd go to the Wicked lottery. See how many fangirls ask for my intercession.
"You can only become truly accomplished at something you love. Don't make money your goal. Instead, pursue the things you love doing, and do them so well that people can't take their eyes off you."
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