If you were the Virgin Mary...

[Albin]

Posted: 4/20/05 at 11:49am

where would you appear next?

[WOSQ]

Posted: 4/20/05 at 11:53am

at the Eugene O'Neill Theatre.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 4/20/05 at 11:59am

Just south of where the BVM currently stands is Margie's Candies-- home to the hugest, bestest Ice Cream sundaes in town. I think if I were Mary, Mother of God, I'd stroll down to Western & Diversey and get myself a "Grandpa's Turtle": Two huge scoops of Ice cream, hot caramel, whipped cream, pecans and a little silver pitcher of hot fudge to dump on as needed. Oh! And a homemade "turtle" candy and a pair of sugar wafers as well!

I won't be surprised to see Mary there, perhaps with her sister Martha, and maybe the ghost of Margie herself. One bite of my sundae usually causes me to see God there, myself.

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 4/20/05 at 12:42pm

On a milk carton. "Have you seen this woman?"

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 4/20/05 at 12:44pm

...I wouldn't be a virgin?

I would appear at GLAAD headquarters with a thumbs up.

[Tenorific2]

Posted: 4/20/05 at 12:45pm

I'd appear to so called EXTREME religious right leaders and ask them why are they not acting in compassion like her son did?

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 4/20/05 at 12:48pm

I could also see her on AMERICAN FALSE-IDOL.

[JohnPopa]

Posted: 4/20/05 at 12:50pm

Having not converted the world by appearing on grilled cheese as I had hoped, I would move onto the true font of evil in this world: Burger King's new hideously unhealthy breakfast sandwich.

[robbiej]

Posted: 4/20/05 at 12:50pm

At a DQ ordering a Blizzard.

Maybe buying a Fribble at Friendly's.

Can ya tell it's warm out and I want ice cream?

[ScottInLA]

Posted: 4/20/05 at 12:51pm

"Mary, you just submitted to God's will and bore the world it's Savior...what are you going to do next?"

"I'm going to Disneyland!"

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 4/20/05 at 12:54pm

oooh--Robbie! we should go to Coldstones! I bet she's there!

[Corine2]

Posted: 4/20/05 at 1:07pm

Ha ha.
Well. It has been so long I am practically a virgin again.
I would appear at Spamalot and I could watch while in the air.

[robbiej]

Posted: 4/20/05 at 1:31pm

Considering Coldstone is a little piece of heaven on earth, I couldn't agree more!

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 4/20/05 at 1:33pm

I might have the Ann Coulter mix today:

bile-flavored ice cream, nuts, and custard!

[Elphaba]

Posted: 4/20/05 at 3:55pm

I would immediately appear in the 2nd floor of Zabar's......(I need new pots), and then I would magically appear at halftime of the U of Oregon-Oregon State U fooball game next November.

[Jwei123]

Posted: 4/20/05 at 4:00pm

all this talk of coldstone is making me SERIOUSLY consider going within the next hour...

<---ice cream-aholic.

[judy_in_disguise]

Posted: 4/20/05 at 4:02pm

me...virgin...ppppft!

[RobbO]

Posted: 4/20/05 at 4:11pm

at any piggly-wiggly i could find just because i love to say "piggly wiggly"

[Elizabeth_DeBris]

Posted: 4/20/05 at 4:17pm

Dodger Stages #4.



After that, maybe smacking some fanatics upside the head. They'd have to listen to me then, right...?


Updated On: 4/20/05 at 04:17 PM

[WOSQ]

Posted: 4/20/05 at 4:28pm

"Me from Bethlehem. Me with no education. Me with no husband as you've been reminding me my whole life! Look at me! Look at how I live. Well, I am the Virgin Mary, and I love her and if you don't, you can clear out now."

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 4/20/05 at 4:30pm

JID! There's my heart-of-gold hooker!

[orion59]

Posted: 4/20/05 at 4:37pm

A beach in St Tropez. The woman is too pale and needs a tan. that porceline white look went out centuries ago. Besides, why does she always have to appear in some abondoned field, desert or moutain side? Why not make an appearance where she could have a little fun?

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 4/20/05 at 4:55pm

Congress

Then margaritas with Madonna to give a few pointers.

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 4/20/05 at 5:01pm

I think I have a better chance of being Mary Magdalene

[Kimmygonbefamous]

Posted: 4/20/05 at 5:17pm

I'd go to the Wicked lottery. See how many fangirls ask for my intercession.