If you were the Virgin Mary...
#2
Posted: 4/20/05 at 11:53am
at the Eugene O'Neill Theatre.
"If my life weren't funny, it would just be true. And that would be unacceptable."
--Carrie Fisher
#3
Posted: 4/20/05 at 11:59am
Just south of where the BVM currently stands is Margie's Candies-- home to the hugest, bestest Ice Cream sundaes in town. I think if I were Mary, Mother of God, I'd stroll down to Western & Diversey and get myself a "Grandpa's Turtle": Two huge scoops of Ice cream, hot caramel, whipped cream, pecans and a little silver pitcher of hot fudge to dump on as needed. Oh! And a homemade "turtle" candy and a pair of sugar wafers as well!
I won't be surprised to see Mary there, perhaps with her sister Martha, and maybe the ghost of Margie herself. One bite of my sundae usually causes me to see God there, myself.
I won't be surprised to see Mary there, perhaps with her sister Martha, and maybe the ghost of Margie herself. One bite of my sundae usually causes me to see God there, myself.
#4
Posted: 4/20/05 at 12:42pm
On a milk carton. "Have you seen this woman?"
PEACE.
#5
Posted: 4/20/05 at 12:44pm
...I wouldn't be a virgin?
I would appear at GLAAD headquarters with a thumbs up.
I would appear at GLAAD headquarters with a thumbs up.
#6
Posted: 4/20/05 at 12:45pm
I'd appear to so called EXTREME religious right leaders and ask them why are they not acting in compassion like her son did?
#7
Posted: 4/20/05 at 12:48pm
I could also see her on AMERICAN FALSE-IDOL.
PEACE.
#8
Posted: 4/20/05 at 12:50pm
Having not converted the world by appearing on grilled cheese as I had hoped, I would move onto the true font of evil in this world: Burger King's new hideously unhealthy breakfast sandwich.
#9
Posted: 4/20/05 at 12:50pm
At a DQ ordering a Blizzard.
Maybe buying a Fribble at Friendly's.
Can ya tell it's warm out and I want ice cream?
Maybe buying a Fribble at Friendly's.
Can ya tell it's warm out and I want ice cream?
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#10
Posted: 4/20/05 at 12:51pm
"Mary, you just submitted to God's will and bore the world it's Savior...what are you going to do next?"
"I'm going to Disneyland!"
"I'm going to Disneyland!"
#11
Posted: 4/20/05 at 12:54pm
oooh--Robbie! we should go to Coldstones! I bet she's there!
#12
Posted: 4/20/05 at 1:07pm
Ha ha.
Well. It has been so long I am practically a virgin again.
I would appear at Spamalot and I could watch while in the air.
Well. It has been so long I am practically a virgin again.
I would appear at Spamalot and I could watch while in the air.
#13
Posted: 4/20/05 at 1:31pm
Considering Coldstone is a little piece of heaven on earth, I couldn't agree more!
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#14
Posted: 4/20/05 at 1:33pm
I might have the Ann Coulter mix today:
bile-flavored ice cream, nuts, and custard!
bile-flavored ice cream, nuts, and custard!
#15
Posted: 4/20/05 at 3:55pm
I would immediately appear in the 2nd floor of Zabar's......(I need new pots), and then I would magically appear at halftime of the U of Oregon-Oregon State U fooball game next November.
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#16
Posted: 4/20/05 at 4:00pm
all this talk of coldstone is making me SERIOUSLY consider going within the next hour...
<---ice cream-aholic.
<---ice cream-aholic.
awkward.
"I think it was the Korean tour or something. They were all frickin' asian!" -Zoran912
#18
Posted: 4/20/05 at 4:11pm
at any piggly-wiggly i could find just because i love to say "piggly wiggly"
XING
PED
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#19
Posted: 4/20/05 at 4:17pm
Dodger Stages #4.
After that, maybe smacking some fanatics upside the head. They'd have to listen to me then, right...?
After that, maybe smacking some fanatics upside the head. They'd have to listen to me then, right...?
Updated On: 4/20/05 at 04:17 PM
#20
Posted: 4/20/05 at 4:28pm
"Me from Bethlehem. Me with no education. Me with no husband as you've been reminding me my whole life! Look at me! Look at how I live. Well, I am the Virgin Mary, and I love her and if you don't, you can clear out now."
"If my life weren't funny, it would just be true. And that would be unacceptable."
--Carrie Fisher
#21
Posted: 4/20/05 at 4:30pm
JID! There's my heart-of-gold hooker!
#22
Posted: 4/20/05 at 4:37pm
A beach in St Tropez. The woman is too pale and needs a tan. that porceline white look went out centuries ago. Besides, why does she always have to appear in some abondoned field, desert or moutain side? Why not make an appearance where she could have a little fun?
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#23
Posted: 4/20/05 at 4:55pm
Congress
Then margaritas with Madonna to give a few pointers.
Then margaritas with Madonna to give a few pointers.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#24
Posted: 4/20/05 at 5:01pm
I think I have a better chance of being Mary Magdalene
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#25
Posted: 4/20/05 at 5:17pm
I'd go to the Wicked lottery. See how many fangirls ask for my intercession.
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