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#1

If you won a Tony...

what would your speech be? I've seriously thought this one out....
Was that a fat joke?
#2

re: If you won a Tony...

I'd try to thank my family and people who had helped me get to that point, including family, friends, cast members, the director and people like that, and I would also thank God.
#3

re: If you won a Tony...

"evry one is thanking people but im not going to becouse i did this not them"
#4

re: If you won a Tony...

"the base is made of plastic. [burp] night folks..."
#5

re: If you won a Tony...

umm probably everyone Ive ever met
"It's a great feeling of power to be naked in front of people. We're happy to watch actual incredible graphic violence and gore, but as soon as somebody's naked it seems like the public goes a bit bananas about the whole thing."
#6

re: If you won a Tony...

I would thank Jamie Foxx, George W. Bush, Liza Minnelli, Joan Rivers, Tara Reid, Tammy Faye Bakker, and Buddha.
"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy." -Charlie Manson
#7

re: If you won a Tony...

And not me Munkie?

That makes baby jesus cry!!!
#8

re: If you won a Tony...

I would first be gracious and thank the Tony Awards. Then, the cast, crew/technical staff, then writer, producer, director, friends, family, significant other (if applicable)
#9

re: If you won a Tony...

You forgot to thank your pet, pet's fleas, cockroaches etc
#10

re: If you won a Tony...

"Thank you, now I have something to pawn to make money! Cause we all know there is no money to be made in show biz!"
#11

re: If you won a Tony...

My friend Nora and I were joking around one night when we were in 7th grade debating about what we would say if we won an award. Jokingly, I said that I would walk up onstage, take my award, go to the podium and say "Thanks--you know who you are." And exit.

We laughed for hours. If I ever win anything in the future, I know by buddy Nora will be there, and I think that is what I would say.
#12

re: If you won a Tony...

hm...i would thank the directors and people in the production, my family and friends, those who got me to that point, and every actor that has inspired me to become a star on Broadway.
"People asking questions, lost in confusion. Well I tell them there's no problems, only solutions." ~The one and only John Lennon
#13

re: If you won a Tony...

I would thank Denzel Washington and march to him!

heh I loved Jamie Foxx's speech.
"It's a great feeling of power to be naked in front of people. We're happy to watch actual incredible graphic violence and gore, but as soon as somebody's naked it seems like the public goes a bit bananas about the whole thing."
#14

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It was my performance & I did it . Thank you very much
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#15

re: If you won a Tony...

Ha! I like all of these. A friend and I were also discussing this once and I decided I would do a little dance, thank my mom and then point to all the people I beat and say "I beat you...and you...and you. HA!" and then walk off...but methinks that would be mean.
So maybe I'd pay some guy to streak during my acceptance speech....
Was that a fat joke?
#16

re: If you won a Tony...

Id thank my parents and family, and all my instructors, etc.
awkward.

"I think it was the Korean tour or something. They were all frickin' asian!" -Zoran912

#17

re: If you won a Tony...

Not if,but WHEN I win a Tony I would thank my High School Drama Club Advisor, G-d and all the other people in my life who encouraged my creativity.
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#18

re: If you won a Tony...

Yenta, you are much too nice!

If I won, I'd profusely thank Carol Channing for creating the role I was playing.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#19

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DP..........However My High School Drama club Advisor often felt he was G-d!
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#20

re: If you won a Tony...

Didn't that same drama advisor subject you to countless hours of his Loretta Swit impersonation?
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

Updated On: 2/6/05 at 07:25 PM

#21

re: If you won a Tony...

Yenta...I'm sure you've covered this before, but just for me will you explain your screen name?...and this isn't thread jacking b/c I made this thread...so ha!
Was that a fat joke?
#22

re: If you won a Tony...

Yes DollyPop.......We had to listen to him do his Loretta Swit impersonation of her reading Loretta reading the entire novel, WAR and Peace........in the nude
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#23

re: If you won a Tony...

Catie.........in 1974 I was in my high school production of Our Town and played the character Mrs. Soames. She was the town busy body and a real gossip. So, she was a real yenta. Some of the other kids in the cast started calling me the Grover's Corner's Yenta. The name stuck. even the Drama Club Advisor { who is now in an institution but answers to the name of DollyPop} called me that name. In the final scene when the characters were talking from behind their gravestones, Mrs. Soames gravestone said " Here Lies Louella Soames-- The Yenta Of Grovers Corners. "
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#24

re: If you won a Tony...

that's cool...it's better than "ripper" at least. ICK
Was that a fat joke?
#25

re: If you won a Tony...

haha when im sitting there waiting for my hair to dry a little before i start to straighten it right after ive gotten out of the shower i sit there with my towel wrapped around me and in the mirror i pretend to give a tony acceptance speech LOL wow but im 13 so im alowed to do these kind of things hehe
You alone can make my song take flight, help me make the music of the night..... Kiss me goodbye I'm defying gravity.... Mother said straight ahead no to delay or be mislead...

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