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#26

re: If your life was a porno movie...

Posted: 8/16/05 at 1:54am

haha Nard... Well I guess I would have to be Pussy 50 zero

So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.~Office Space

#27

re: If your life was a porno movie...

Posted: 8/16/05 at 2:08am

Don't you mean Blu Pussy?

#28

re: If your life was a porno movie...

Posted: 8/16/05 at 2:11am

Well that just doesn't sound healthy Kerrie!

#29

re: If your life was a porno movie...

Posted: 8/16/05 at 2:23am

How about Blew Pussy?

#30

re: If your life was a porno movie...

Posted: 8/16/05 at 9:25am

Ex-sex

#31

re: If your life was a porno movie...

Posted: 8/16/05 at 9:57am

love that one SOMMS

#32

re: If your life was a porno movie...

Posted: 8/16/05 at 10:06am

HORSE

"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

#33

re: If your life was a porno movie...

Posted: 8/16/05 at 10:49am

Horse?

YEE-HAW!

#34

re: If your life was a porno movie...

Posted: 8/16/05 at 10:55am

You people are really tempting the Gods (well Jose anyway.) Now he'll post a warning about inappropriate language.

'The Devil be hitting me!'--Whitney Houston

Updated On: 8/16/05 at 10:55 AM

#35

re: If your life was a porno movie...

Posted: 8/16/05 at 11:29am

There's nothing wrong with HORSE or any of the mentioned titles.

(Okay, maybe the yank my dandy's a tad inappropriate.)

But what's YOUR idea? And don't be actin' like you're an angel.

#36

re: If your life was a porno movie...

Posted: 8/16/05 at 12:49pm

If my life was a porno movie?!

ConvinceMe2 is dead. Long live BrendanStryker!

#37

re: If your life was a porno movie...

Posted: 8/16/05 at 12:51pm

ooh! Can I have a copy? Make that two, just in case.

#38

re: If your life was a porno movie...

Posted: 8/16/05 at 1:14pm

*uck Everlasting
Swingers
Woman on Top
White Noise/White Squall

Hamlet's father.

#39

re: If your life was a porno movie...

Posted: 8/16/05 at 1:16pm

Centaur : Half Man Half Horse

"For me, THEATRE is an anticipation, an artistic rush, an emotional banquet, a jubilant appreciation, and an exit hopeful of clearer thought and better worlds." ~ an anonymous traveler with Robert Burns

#40

re: If your life was a porno movie...

Posted: 8/16/05 at 1:17pm

Super Sucker.

Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.

#41

re: If your life was a porno movie...

Posted: 8/16/05 at 1:21pm

Bend Him Like Beckham

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#42

re: If your life was a porno movie...

Posted: 8/16/05 at 1:44pm

David does Dallas ... and Austin ... and Tulsa ... and ... and ... and ...

"I am open, and I am willing, For to be hopeless would seem so strange. It dishonors those who go before us, So lift me up to the light of change." Holly Near

#43

re: If your life was a porno movie...

Posted: 8/16/05 at 1:46pm

If you do Austin, you'll only get sloppy seconds.

#44

re: If your life was a porno movie...

Posted: 8/16/05 at 1:50pm

The word porno makes me hot.

ConvinceMe2 is dead. Long live BrendanStryker!

#45

re: If your life was a porno movie...

Posted: 8/16/05 at 2:01pm

Wow, you're easy.

Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.

#46

re: If your life was a porno movie...

Posted: 8/16/05 at 2:14pm

what about cheap?

#47

re: If your life was a porno movie...

Posted: 8/16/05 at 2:24pm

"The Unseemly Passion of Margo Channing"

"What a story........ everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end." -- Birdie [http://margochanning.broadwayworld.com/] "The Devil Be Hittin' Me" -- Whitney

#48

re: If your life was a porno movie...

Posted: 8/16/05 at 2:28pm

Yes, I am both cheap and easy. Thank you.

ConvinceMe2 is dead. Long live BrendanStryker!

#49

re: If your life was a porno movie...

Posted: 8/16/05 at 2:29pm

You're welcome?

Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.

#50

re: If your life was a porno movie...

Posted: 8/16/05 at 2:31pm

See, I always say that I'm easy but I'm not cheap. I even have it on a T-shirt. Does that make it official?

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