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Phantom2
#0If your life was a porno movie...
Posted: 8/15/05 at 7:54pm

...what would it be called?

(This one's for you, Jose'!)


"I'm learning to dig deep down inside and find the truth within myself and put that out. I think what we identify with in popular music more than anything else is when someone just shares a truth that we can relate to. That's what I'm searching for in my music." - Ron Bohmer

"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher

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MyNameInLights
#1re: If your life was a porno movie...
Posted: 8/15/05 at 7:59pm

I reeeeaaaaallllly want to answer this but I don't want to get the thread deleted!


"The stage is where I live and come alive and act out all the things that go on in my life. It's not just what I do for a living, it's my shrink and my love affair. No one in my life has ever or ever will kiss me on the mouth like this lover called my relationship with my performance."

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#2re: If your life was a porno movie...
Posted: 8/15/05 at 8:01pm

My Night in Austin

The Grovers Corners Yenta
#3re: If your life was a porno movie...
Posted: 8/15/05 at 8:01pm

" DEEP KVETCH"


"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

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Link Larkin Wanabe
#4re: If your life was a porno movie...
Posted: 8/15/05 at 8:07pm

40 Year Old Virgin (divided by 2)

Akiva

Unknown User
#5re: If your life was a porno movie...
Posted: 8/15/05 at 8:13pm

Pop Goes Akiva!

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Link Larkin Wanabe
#6re: If your life was a porno movie...
Posted: 8/15/05 at 8:15pm

...eventually

Akiva

Parks
#7re: If your life was a porno movie...
Posted: 8/15/05 at 8:16pm

Parks: The Porno.


(I got nothing.)


"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA

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Justice
#8re: If your life was a porno movie...
Posted: 8/15/05 at 8:22pm

Serving Justice


"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive. "Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot." "No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one." Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.

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BlueWizard
#9re: If your life was a porno movie...
Posted: 8/15/05 at 8:37pm

The Blandest, Most Boring and Least Eventful Porno Movie Ever.


BlueWizard's blog: The Rambling Corner HEDWIG: "The road is my home. In reflecting upon the people whom I have come upon in my travels, I cannot help but think of the people who have come upon me."

The Grovers Corners Yenta
#10re: If your life was a porno movie...
Posted: 8/15/05 at 8:38pm

YENTA DOES BROOKLYN


"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

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ConvinceMe2
#11re: If your life was a porno movie...
Posted: 8/15/05 at 8:46pm

Stalking Stryker


ConvinceMe2 is dead. Long live BrendanStryker!

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Phantom2
#12re: If your life was a porno movie...
Posted: 8/15/05 at 8:47pm

I bet Dollypop is calling every video store in the city!


"I'm learning to dig deep down inside and find the truth within myself and put that out. I think what we identify with in popular music more than anything else is when someone just shares a truth that we can relate to. That's what I'm searching for in my music." - Ron Bohmer

"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher

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broadway86
#13re: If your life was a porno movie...
Posted: 8/15/05 at 9:36pm

The Latin Lover. It's generic, but whatever.

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Dirty Rotten Scoundrel
#14re: If your life was a porno movie...
Posted: 8/15/05 at 9:39pm

Broadway86 you are so cliche.

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broadway86
#15re: If your life was a porno movie...
Posted: 8/15/05 at 9:49pm

Your face is a cliche.

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Dirty Rotten Scoundrel
#16re: If your life was a porno movie...
Posted: 8/15/05 at 9:52pm

::cries::

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broadway86
#17re: If your life was a porno movie...
Posted: 8/15/05 at 9:53pm

No, I didn't mean it! (yes, i did)

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Dirty Rotten Scoundrel
#18re: If your life was a porno movie...
Posted: 8/15/05 at 10:46pm

::bitch slaps broadway86::

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~FloweryFriend~
#19re: If your life was a porno movie...
Posted: 8/16/05 at 1:21am

Abstinence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder


I starred in a short film called Magnetic Personality. Check it out!

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loudasthehelliwant
#20re: If your life was a porno movie...
Posted: 8/16/05 at 1:24am

Mia: An Experimental Film


"I mean, how many of us could honestly say that at one time or another he hasn't set fire to some great public building?"

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zzannahk
#21re: If your life was a porno movie...
Posted: 8/16/05 at 1:25am

the licks just keep coming(you know what i mean)


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jrb_actor
#22re: If your life was a porno movie...
Posted: 8/16/05 at 1:44am

re: If your life was a porno movie...

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!


Unknown User
#23re: If your life was a porno movie...
Posted: 8/16/05 at 1:48am

" DEEP KVETCH"

Yenta - I truly don't get to REALLY laugh out loud reading this board very much, but that one got me good. Thanks!

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