If your life was a porno movie...
If your life was a porno movie...
#0If your life was a porno movie...
Posted: 8/15/05 at 7:54pm
...what would it be called?
(This one's for you, Jose'!)
"I'm learning to dig deep down inside and find the truth within myself and put that out. I think what we identify with in popular music more than anything else is when someone just shares a truth that we can relate to. That's what I'm searching for in my music." - Ron Bohmer
"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher
"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher
#1re: If your life was a porno movie...
Posted: 8/15/05 at 7:59pmI reeeeaaaaallllly want to answer this but I don't want to get the thread deleted!
"The stage is where I live and come alive and act out all the things that go on in my life. It's not just what I do for a living, it's my shrink and my love affair. No one in my life has ever or ever will kiss me on the mouth like this lover called my relationship with my performance."
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
The Grovers Corners Yenta
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
#3re: If your life was a porno movie...
Posted: 8/15/05 at 8:01pm" DEEP KVETCH"
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
Link Larkin Wanabe
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/1/04
#4re: If your life was a porno movie...
Posted: 8/15/05 at 8:07pm
40 Year Old Virgin (divided by 2)
Akiva
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Link Larkin Wanabe
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/1/04
Parks
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/5/04
#7re: If your life was a porno movie...
Posted: 8/15/05 at 8:16pm
Parks: The Porno.
(I got nothing.)
"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA
#8re: If your life was a porno movie...
Posted: 8/15/05 at 8:22pmServing Justice
"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive.
"Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot."
"No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one."
Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.
#9re: If your life was a porno movie...
Posted: 8/15/05 at 8:37pmThe Blandest, Most Boring and Least Eventful Porno Movie Ever.
BlueWizard's blog: The Rambling Corner
HEDWIG: "The road is my home. In reflecting upon the people whom I have come upon in my travels, I cannot help but think of the people who have come upon me."
The Grovers Corners Yenta
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
#10re: If your life was a porno movie...
Posted: 8/15/05 at 8:38pmYENTA DOES BROOKLYN
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
ConvinceMe2
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/7/05
#11re: If your life was a porno movie...
Posted: 8/15/05 at 8:46pmStalking Stryker
ConvinceMe2 is dead. Long live BrendanStryker!
#12re: If your life was a porno movie...
Posted: 8/15/05 at 8:47pmI bet Dollypop is calling every video store in the city!
"I'm learning to dig deep down inside and find the truth within myself and put that out. I think what we identify with in popular music more than anything else is when someone just shares a truth that we can relate to. That's what I'm searching for in my music." - Ron Bohmer
"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher
"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher
#13re: If your life was a porno movie...
Posted: 8/15/05 at 9:36pmThe Latin Lover. It's generic, but whatever.
#17re: If your life was a porno movie...
Posted: 8/15/05 at 9:53pmNo, I didn't mean it! (yes, i did)
#19re: If your life was a porno movie...
Posted: 8/16/05 at 1:21amAbstinence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder
I starred in a short film called Magnetic Personality. Check it out!
#20re: If your life was a porno movie...
Posted: 8/16/05 at 1:24amMia: An Experimental Film
"I mean, how many of us could honestly say that at one time or another he hasn't set fire to some great public building?"
#21re: If your life was a porno movie...
Posted: 8/16/05 at 1:25am
the licks just keep coming(you know what i mean)
#22re: If your life was a porno movie...
Posted: 8/16/05 at 1:44am
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#23re: If your life was a porno movie...
Posted: 8/16/05 at 1:48am
" DEEP KVETCH"
Yenta - I truly don't get to REALLY laugh out loud reading this board very much, but that one got me good. Thanks!
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