If your life was a porno movie...

#1

If your life was a porno movie...

Posted: 8/15/05 at 7:54pm

...what would it be called?

(This one's for you, Jose'!)

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"I'm learning to dig deep down inside and find the truth within myself and put that out. I think what we identify with in popular music more than anything else is when someone just shares a truth that we can relate to. That's what I'm searching for in my music." - Ron Bohmer

"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher

#2

re: If your life was a porno movie...

Posted: 8/15/05 at 7:59pm

I reeeeaaaaallllly want to answer this but I don't want to get the thread deleted!

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"The stage is where I live and come alive and act out all the things that go on in my life. It's not just what I do for a living, it's my shrink and my love affair. No one in my life has ever or ever will kiss me on the mouth like this lover called my relationship with my performance."

#3

re: If your life was a porno movie...

Posted: 8/15/05 at 8:01pm

My Night in Austin

#4

re: If your life was a porno movie...

Posted: 8/15/05 at 8:01pm

" DEEP KVETCH"

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"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

#5

re: If your life was a porno movie...

Posted: 8/15/05 at 8:07pm

40 Year Old Virgin (divided by 2)

Akiva

#6

re: If your life was a porno movie...

Posted: 8/15/05 at 8:13pm

Pop Goes Akiva!

#7

re: If your life was a porno movie...

Posted: 8/15/05 at 8:15pm

...eventually

Akiva

#8

re: If your life was a porno movie...

Posted: 8/15/05 at 8:16pm

Parks: The Porno.


(I got nothing.)

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"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA

#9

re: If your life was a porno movie...

Posted: 8/15/05 at 8:22pm

Serving Justice

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"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive. "Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot." "No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one." Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.

#10

re: If your life was a porno movie...

Posted: 8/15/05 at 8:37pm

The Blandest, Most Boring and Least Eventful Porno Movie Ever.

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BlueWizard's blog: The Rambling Corner HEDWIG: "The road is my home. In reflecting upon the people whom I have come upon in my travels, I cannot help but think of the people who have come upon me."

#11

re: If your life was a porno movie...

Posted: 8/15/05 at 8:38pm

YENTA DOES BROOKLYN

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"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

#12

re: If your life was a porno movie...

Posted: 8/15/05 at 8:46pm

Stalking Stryker

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ConvinceMe2 is dead. Long live BrendanStryker!

#13

re: If your life was a porno movie...

Posted: 8/15/05 at 8:47pm

I bet Dollypop is calling every video store in the city!

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"I'm learning to dig deep down inside and find the truth within myself and put that out. I think what we identify with in popular music more than anything else is when someone just shares a truth that we can relate to. That's what I'm searching for in my music." - Ron Bohmer

"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher

#14

re: If your life was a porno movie...

Posted: 8/15/05 at 9:36pm

The Latin Lover. It's generic, but whatever.

#15

re: If your life was a porno movie...

Posted: 8/15/05 at 9:39pm

Broadway86 you are so cliche.

#16

re: If your life was a porno movie...

Posted: 8/15/05 at 9:49pm

Your face is a cliche.

#17

re: If your life was a porno movie...

Posted: 8/15/05 at 9:52pm

::cries::

#18

re: If your life was a porno movie...

Posted: 8/15/05 at 9:53pm

No, I didn't mean it! (yes, i did)

#19

re: If your life was a porno movie...

Posted: 8/15/05 at 10:46pm

::bitch slaps broadway86::

#20

re: If your life was a porno movie...

Posted: 8/16/05 at 1:21am

Abstinence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder

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I starred in a short film called Magnetic Personality. Check it out!

#21

re: If your life was a porno movie...

Posted: 8/16/05 at 1:24am

Mia: An Experimental Film

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"I mean, how many of us could honestly say that at one time or another he hasn't set fire to some great public building?"

#22

re: If your life was a porno movie...

Posted: 8/16/05 at 1:25am

the licks just keep coming(you know what i mean)

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#23

re: If your life was a porno movie...

Posted: 8/16/05 at 1:44am

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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johnraymondbarker.com

#24

re: If your life was a porno movie...

Posted: 8/16/05 at 1:48am

" DEEP KVETCH"

Yenta - I truly don't get to REALLY laugh out loud reading this board very much, but that one got me good. Thanks!

#25

re: If your life was a porno movie...

Posted: 8/16/05 at 1:48am

The Nard Yeah!

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Mama Korey

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