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Is That A Pistol In Your Pocket or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

Dearest Carlos, I have always respected your relationship with Ricky, and I wish you would show the same respect to my boyfriend, Idris. Thank you. Is That A Pistol In Your Pocket or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

xo, Dottie


Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

Updated On: 11/26/13 at 09:49 AM

#6

Is That A Pistol In Your Pocket or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

Is That A Pistol In Your Pocket or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
"The gods who nurse this universe think little of mortals' cares. They sit in crowds on exclusive clouds and laugh at our love affairs. I might have had a real romance if they'd given me a chance. I loved him, but he didn't love me. I wanted him, but he didn't want me. Then the gods had a spree and indulged in another whim. Now he loves me, but I don't love him." - Cole Porter
#8

Is That A Pistol In Your Pocket or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

Good gosh. I can see his c, c, cellphone!


"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

Updated On: 11/26/13 at 10:53 AM

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Is That A Pistol In Your Pocket or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

Is That A Pistol In Your Pocket or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
Idris as Green Lantern?
"The gods who nurse this universe think little of mortals' cares. They sit in crowds on exclusive clouds and laugh at our love affairs. I might have had a real romance if they'd given me a chance. I loved him, but he didn't love me. I wanted him, but he didn't want me. Then the gods had a spree and indulged in another whim. Now he loves me, but I don't love him." - Cole Porter
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Is That A Pistol In Your Pocket or Are You Just Happy To See Me?


Idris Elba Tweets about his dick; twitter explodes
"The gods who nurse this universe think little of mortals' cares. They sit in crowds on exclusive clouds and laugh at our love affairs. I might have had a real romance if they'd given me a chance. I loved him, but he didn't love me. I wanted him, but he didn't want me. Then the gods had a spree and indulged in another whim. Now he loves me, but I don't love him." - Cole Porter
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Is That A Pistol In Your Pocket or Are You Just Happy To See Me?


'why do we say black bond?'
"The gods who nurse this universe think little of mortals' cares. They sit in crowds on exclusive clouds and laugh at our love affairs. I might have had a real romance if they'd given me a chance. I loved him, but he didn't love me. I wanted him, but he didn't want me. Then the gods had a spree and indulged in another whim. Now he loves me, but I don't love him." - Cole Porter
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Is That A Pistol In Your Pocket or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

Is That A Pistol In Your Pocket or Are You Just Happy To See Me?


PLAYBOY: You’re also a rapper. This lyric from “Sex in Your Dreams” is particularly interesting: “Bone-hard diamond cutter, dick thick like homemade butter.”

ELBA: You have been listening. [laughs]

Q12

PLAYBOY: “Show you parts of your p**** that you ain’t discovered.” Has your mom heard the song?

ELBA: When it’s read back to me like that, I’m mortified that such trife could come out of my mind. [laughs] Let me tell you, some fans hate it, some love it, some can’t stand the idea that I’ve got the audacity to rap. But under the guise of being a rapper, I can say what the **** I want, and until some journalist reads it back to me, I’m getting away scot-free. Maybe I’ll go on Lettermantonight, saying, “Hey, my dick’s as thick as butter.”


Is That A Pistol In Your Pocket or Are You Just Happy To See Me?


Playboy interview
"The gods who nurse this universe think little of mortals' cares. They sit in crowds on exclusive clouds and laugh at our love affairs. I might have had a real romance if they'd given me a chance. I loved him, but he didn't love me. I wanted him, but he didn't want me. Then the gods had a spree and indulged in another whim. Now he loves me, but I don't love him." - Cole Porter

Updated On: 1/11/14 at 05:31 PM

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