You are not fat.
And I KNOW that fat people get husbands (again, I'm not saying you're fat). I am just determined to wallow in self-pity today, goddammit. Is that so wrong? :)
And yes, dear, I am a TREMENDOUS snob (when I want to be) when it comes to all things epicurean, PARTICULARLY sweet things.
But, like even the great Julia Child, sometimes...I just need to stuff four Reese Cups in my mouth and hide in a closet. (Her weakness, by the way, was McDonald's French fries.)
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
Updated On: 2/14/08 at 04:16 PM