Please! I'm far too classy to use Vaseline at home! (It's a BITCH to get off the walls, let me tell you.)
And the only time I ever even put on a janitor's uniform was while acting in that small independent film for mature audiences I did right after I turned eighteen, and that was only because they ran out of Roman gladiators and Army bois.
"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont
My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.