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Is That You In Your Avatar - Sweet Sixteen!
#825re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!
Posted: 2/4/08 at 12:50pm
Ivan and I watch Jeopardy! while we eat dinner.
It's one of our nightly rituals.
"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere
#826re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!
Posted: 2/4/08 at 12:51pm
What sounds does a cow make? Sean Connery?
Ruff
Ruff?
Yes Ruff like your momma likes it!
Best SNL segments EVER!
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
#827re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!
Posted: 2/4/08 at 12:51pmwhat is jaily's dick?
....but the world goes 'round
mauriposa
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/14/05
#828re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!
Posted: 2/4/08 at 12:51pm::chuckles:: Yep, Tink. Good times.
#829re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!
Posted: 2/4/08 at 12:54pmConsult the photos, Taz.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#830re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!
Posted: 2/4/08 at 12:56pm
Good afternoon, Avattention whores. 
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#831re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!
Posted: 2/4/08 at 12:57pm
I know, it's really plump and delicious.
But it was such a great set-up.
....but the world goes 'round
#832re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!
Posted: 2/4/08 at 12:59pm
He gets photos?
I want photos!
Speaking of photos, I want Jeremy Walker. 
"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere
#833re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!
Posted: 2/4/08 at 1:11pm
Yum!
Oof. I could use something plump and delicious after the morning I've had. You know you have an interesting professor when the entire class applauds you for calling her a raging **** (after she left, of course).
"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont
My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.
~Lina Lamont
My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.
#834re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!
Posted: 2/4/08 at 1:14pmJust don't forget who gives the grades scott.
....but the world goes 'round
#835re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!
Posted: 2/4/08 at 1:15pm
Uh huh.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#836re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!
Posted: 2/4/08 at 1:16pmNobody try to comfort me. I'm inconsolable.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#838re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!
Posted: 2/4/08 at 1:24pmI am so hungry it's retarded.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#839re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!
Posted: 2/4/08 at 1:24pmAnd this stupid office has no coffee!!! I mean, can you IMAGINE?!?! I have to go down 18 floors and BUY coffee if I want coffee...what kind of office has no coffee?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#840re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!
Posted: 2/4/08 at 1:25pm
*consoles*
When I get home from school in an hour, I'll eat something in your honor.
mauriposa
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/14/05
#842re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!
Posted: 2/4/08 at 1:29pm
Howdy.
I had the most screwed up dream last night. I didn't even remember it all until I started recounting it to my friend. It has something to do with a department store that doubled as a performing arts school. I was a student/employee and I was helping Celine Dion shop for clothes. The other students came in, Sara among them, of course. I got upset about something so I went to the bathroom to cry. Mandy Moore came in and brought me a tissue and was like SOOOOO excited that we had the same schedule. Then she said something about Sara, who popped over her shoulder and smiled and asked if we could talk later.
Dude, there is something very messed up in my head.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#843re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!
Posted: 2/4/08 at 1:30pm
Someone just handed me a lollipop...do you want it?
And I really wanted to come to the show yesterday, Jaily, but my audition didn't let out until 2:30, and we were starving. I'm sorry! I really wanted to.
#844re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!
Posted: 2/4/08 at 1:32pmJG = needs some lesbo love, DESPERATELY.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#845re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!
Posted: 2/4/08 at 1:34pmHigh school, retail employment, Celine, Mandy and Sara? REALLY? Where the F**K does my sleeping brain come up with this crap?
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#846re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!
Posted: 2/4/08 at 1:34pm
I have dreams about Celine Dion ALL THE TIME.
Except...I usually AM Celine.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#847re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!
Posted: 2/4/08 at 1:36pmThe other night I dreamed that John Barrowman has a freckled anus.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#848re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!
Posted: 2/4/08 at 1:39pm
JG: That's hilarious!
I forget my dreams very quickly.
"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere
#849re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!
Posted: 2/4/08 at 1:39pmThese dreams go on when I close my eyes...
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
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