Is That You In Your Avatar - Sweet Sixteen! — Page 34

#826

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/4/08 at 12:50pm

Ivan and I watch Jeopardy! while we eat dinner.
It's one of our nightly rituals.

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"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere

#827

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/4/08 at 12:51pm

What sounds does a cow make? Sean Connery?

Ruff

Ruff?

Yes Ruff like your momma likes it!



Best SNL segments EVER!

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BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#828

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/4/08 at 12:51pm

what is jaily's dick?

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....but the world goes 'round

#829

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/4/08 at 12:51pm

::chuckles:: Yep, Tink. Good times.

#830

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/4/08 at 12:54pm

Consult the photos, Taz.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#831

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/4/08 at 12:56pm

Good afternoon, Avattention whores.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#832

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/4/08 at 12:57pm

I know, it's really plump and delicious.
But it was such a great set-up.

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....but the world goes 'round

#833

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/4/08 at 12:59pm

He gets photos?
I want photos!

Speaking of photos, I want Jeremy Walker.

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"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere

#834

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/4/08 at 1:11pm

Yum!

Oof. I could use something plump and delicious after the morning I've had. You know you have an interesting professor when the entire class applauds you for calling her a raging **** (after she left, of course).

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"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont


My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.

#835

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/4/08 at 1:14pm

Just don't forget who gives the grades scott.

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....but the world goes 'round

#836

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/4/08 at 1:15pm

Uh huh.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#837

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/4/08 at 1:16pm

Nobody try to comfort me. I'm inconsolable.

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Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#838

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/4/08 at 1:22pm

Helloooooo!

#839

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/4/08 at 1:24pm

I am so hungry it's retarded.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#840

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/4/08 at 1:24pm

And this stupid office has no coffee!!! I mean, can you IMAGINE?!?! I have to go down 18 floors and BUY coffee if I want coffee...what kind of office has no coffee?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#841

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/4/08 at 1:25pm

*consoles*


When I get home from school in an hour, I'll eat something in your honor.

#842

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/4/08 at 1:26pm

Better?

#843

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/4/08 at 1:29pm

Howdy.

I had the most screwed up dream last night. I didn't even remember it all until I started recounting it to my friend. It has something to do with a department store that doubled as a performing arts school. I was a student/employee and I was helping Celine Dion shop for clothes. The other students came in, Sara among them, of course. I got upset about something so I went to the bathroom to cry. Mandy Moore came in and brought me a tissue and was like SOOOOO excited that we had the same schedule. Then she said something about Sara, who popped over her shoulder and smiled and asked if we could talk later.

Dude, there is something very messed up in my head.

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#844

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/4/08 at 1:30pm

Someone just handed me a lollipop...do you want it?

And I really wanted to come to the show yesterday, Jaily, but my audition didn't let out until 2:30, and we were starving. I'm sorry! I really wanted to.

#845

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/4/08 at 1:32pm

JG = needs some lesbo love, DESPERATELY.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#846

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/4/08 at 1:34pm

High school, retail employment, Celine, Mandy and Sara? REALLY? Where the F**K does my sleeping brain come up with this crap?

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#847

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/4/08 at 1:34pm

I have dreams about Celine Dion ALL THE TIME.


Except...I usually AM Celine.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#848

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/4/08 at 1:36pm

The other night I dreamed that John Barrowman has a freckled anus.

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Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#849

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/4/08 at 1:39pm

JG: That's hilarious!

I forget my dreams very quickly.

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"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere

#850

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? - Sweet Sixteen!

Posted: 2/4/08 at 1:39pm

These dreams go on when I close my eyes...

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.