Heaven's NO, Jaily! You are one of the most beautiful men to ever walk on the face of the earth and anyone else who'd let you.
Whew...*eases back in off the ledge*
Jaily, nobody has ever looked as handsome as you do in that av and nobody ever will.
How's that?
I think I may be coming to see THE WILD PARTY next weekend, Jaily. I'll let you know for certain.
Dorothy would be proud, Stagey.
His Blanche brings out the Dorothy in me.
I will not be taken in by a recycled Bea Arthur line, goddammit.
That'd be awesome, Deet!!!
I've got cashew breath.
Austin, are you retarded?
That's sort of like asking if you're fabulous, Deetertini.
Do fish have eyelids?
No, I'm not retarded! I've just been eating cashews.
Beavers have 3 eyelids. One pair is transparent.
Stagey, remember when I called you the Cliff Claven of BWW? I take it back. There's a new contender for the title.
I suppose the most crowded field is the Diane Chambers wannabes.
No, Calvin, I think I have that pretty sewn up.
Not for this bitter lemon...it's Lilith or nothing for me.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/14/05
I started writing my 5 page entry for this month's Movie Poet contest.
I'm on page 11.
What to do? What to do?
(Pity the ladies in waiting...)
Brendan Stryker is Coach.
Who is Brendan Stryker?
Oh sweet bleeding christ.
Do I get the sassy female bartender role?
Tink = Carla
Ohhh, can I be Carla? Only because Lilith is taken.
Dammit... too slow.
I wanna play the drunk!
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