Some news show reported that the writers strike was over about an hour after I took a time release xanax last night. Yeah, I was SOOOOO happy. Then I woke up and found out it's not over yet. That was as close to drunk as I have been in YEARS!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Bonjour, lovies!
Robos? Can it be? Welcome!
Hi everyone else!
Xanax is the best.
Yes DGG, Robos has joined the depravity!
I'm a classic valium guy myself.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
I'll actually be meeting Robos next weekend. He's working oen of my auditions...though I doubt he knows that I am who I am.
If that made sense...
I want the next 45 minutes to go by really fast. I want to go home.
I'm big on the xanax. The only problem is lasts only 4 hours.
Well, it's all theoretical. Dr. Honorable won't write a prescription for me for any of 'em. I guess he prefers to suffer.
Oh, I should SO get back with my pharmacist ex...
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My orthodontist perscribed Valium for me for before appointments because I used to freak out so badly. My oral surgeon made me take it the night before and the morning of a huge surgery I had a couple of years back, too.
Ah, the old days...2 years ago.
I have tons. I'm happy to share.
The time release xanax is not bad.
Do you still have my address, Taz?
tasber, Drugstore Accountant.
TaZber
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Ha!
When I had that surgery 2 years ago, my mom didn't even tell me that they perscribed high-power pain meds for after. She just let me take 800mils of advil. I didn't find out until last week when I was digging in the medicine cabinet for a band aid.
Pff.
thank you Deet.
Don't be so quick to laugh, DGG. It's pRescribed, not peRscribed.
Sorry, I'm on a roll, someone stop me.
TAZ WHERE ARE THOSE PILLS DAMMIT!?!
Sharing is caring!
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Thank you, Deet.
I was wondering, but I don't feel like going off in search of a dictionary.
online dictionary doll. much easier.
Deet - I'm fedexing them out now.
I was gonna say, dictionary.com and thefreedictionary.com are only a mouseclick away.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Thank you. In the meantime, my favorite song from A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE FORUM (I wonder why it's my fave?)
I'm calm,
I'm calm,
I'm perfectly calm,
I'm utterly under control.
I haven't a worry:
Where others would hurry I stroll.
I'm calm,
I'm cool,
A gibbering fool
Is something I never become.
When thunder is rumbling
And others are crumbling,
I hum.
Hm--hmmm--hmmmmm!!!!!
HMMMMM!!!!
H-M-M-M!!!!
I must think calm comforting things,
Butterfly wings,
Emerald rings,
Or a murmuring brook,
Murmuring, murmuring, murmuring...look,
I'm calm,
I'm calm,
I haven't a qualm,
I'm utterly under control.
Let nothing confuse me
Or faze me-- [yawn] --
Excuse me.
I'm calm.
Oh so calm.
Oh so--
[PSEUDOLUS (offstage):]
Hysterium!
[HYSTERIUM]
I'm calm,
I'm calm,
I'm perfectly calm,
Indifferent to tensions and shocks.
Unruffled and ready,
My nerves are as steady
As rocks.
I'm calm, controlled,
So cool that I'm cold,
Aloofer than any giraffe.
When something's the matter,
Where others would shatter
I laugh. [Laughs hysterically]
I must breathe deep, ever so deep,
Think about sheep
Going to sleep,
Stop and count up to ten, 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9...when
You need aplomb
And want to be calm
'Cause life is a horrible dream,
Just count up to ten
Very slowly, and then--
[PSEUDOLUS (offstage):]
Hysterium!
[HYSTERIUM]
[screams]
I played Hysterium!
During a pick-up rehearsal, some bastard squeezed a whoopee cushion right before the "excuse me" line.
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