Is That You In Your Avatar - Sweet Sixteen! — Page 72

Bonjour, lovies!


Robos? Can it be? Welcome!


Hi everyone else!

Yes DGG, Robos has joined the depravity!

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I'll actually be meeting Robos next weekend. He's working oen of my auditions...though I doubt he knows that I am who I am.


If that made sense...


I want the next 45 minutes to go by really fast. I want to go home.

Well, it's all theoretical. Dr. Honorable won't write a prescription for me for any of 'em. I guess he prefers to suffer.

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My orthodontist perscribed Valium for me for before appointments because I used to freak out so badly. My oral surgeon made me take it the night before and the morning of a huge surgery I had a couple of years back, too.


Ah, the old days...2 years ago.

The time release xanax is not bad.

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tasber, Drugstore Accountant.

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Ha!


When I had that surgery 2 years ago, my mom didn't even tell me that they perscribed high-power pain meds for after. She just let me take 800mils of advil. I didn't find out until last week when I was digging in the medicine cabinet for a band aid.


Pff.

Don't be so quick to laugh, DGG. It's pRescribed, not peRscribed.

Sorry, I'm on a roll, someone stop me.

TAZ WHERE ARE THOSE PILLS DAMMIT!?!

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Thank you, Deet.

I was wondering, but I don't feel like going off in search of a dictionary.

I was gonna say, dictionary.com and thefreedictionary.com are only a mouseclick away.

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Thank you. In the meantime, my favorite song from A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE FORUM (I wonder why it's my fave?)

I'm calm,
I'm calm,
I'm perfectly calm,
I'm utterly under control.
I haven't a worry:
Where others would hurry I stroll.
I'm calm,
I'm cool,
A gibbering fool
Is something I never become.
When thunder is rumbling
And others are crumbling,
I hum.
Hm--hmmm--hmmmmm!!!!!
HMMMMM!!!!
H-M-M-M!!!!

I must think calm comforting things,
Butterfly wings,
Emerald rings,
Or a murmuring brook,
Murmuring, murmuring, murmuring...look,
I'm calm,
I'm calm,
I haven't a qualm,
I'm utterly under control.
Let nothing confuse me
Or faze me-- [yawn] --
Excuse me.
I'm calm.
Oh so calm.
Oh so--

[PSEUDOLUS (offstage):]
Hysterium!

[HYSTERIUM]
I'm calm,
I'm calm,
I'm perfectly calm,
Indifferent to tensions and shocks.
Unruffled and ready,
My nerves are as steady
As rocks.
I'm calm, controlled,
So cool that I'm cold,
Aloofer than any giraffe.
When something's the matter,
Where others would shatter
I laugh. [Laughs hysterically]
I must breathe deep, ever so deep,
Think about sheep
Going to sleep,
Stop and count up to ten, 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9...when
You need aplomb
And want to be calm
'Cause life is a horrible dream,
Just count up to ten
Very slowly, and then--

[PSEUDOLUS (offstage):]
Hysterium!

[HYSTERIUM]
[screams]

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