I think Stagey's just jealous that I might be hooking up with someone who isn't him
All I want to do now is flop around all day, but the friend I never see just called, so now I HAVE to go help him pick out motorcycle boots at Barney's. Le sigh.
DGG - what about adoption?
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I used to say maybe, Tink. But I'm not naive enough to think that having the child is the only painful part. Raising it is even harder than the actual birth. I have five siblings. I just don't think I want what my mother has for myself.
Actually, I know it.
DGG--What the hell kinda superhuman kid are you gonna have that's gonna be 9 pounds?! I would pay to see that!
I would never have children for the good of the children. I would either intentionally or accidentally end up murdering them. And that's not good for anyone.
"so now I HAVE to go help him pick out motorcycle boots at Barney's. Le sigh."
Your life is so rough.
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Well, I plan on having sex with superman. Does that explain it, Geek?
Yes.
DGG's husband:
I'd hit that.
I bet you would.
I'd rather do Bill Gates, personally.
Well, there are a lot of people I'd do before Bill Gates...that would be a very long, very strange list.
...and then blog about it. :-P
Geeky, I was 9lbs 12 ounces when I was born.
^ LOL.
WOW. Your poor mama.
Jaily, you freak of nature, you.
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I was somewhere around 8lbs, I believe.
Yeah, I split that poor poon open like a dropped watermelon.
She needed 9 stitches. Oops.
(She shouldn't have had all that damn peanut butter!)
7lb 11oz
Were you a premie, Jaily?
DGG, my mother had 11 children. I think that's what killed her.
I forget how big I was.
I think Ivan said he was around 7 pounds.
Hah I'd blog about it and then instantly my daily hits would triple because of google searches for the phrases "old fat guy" "young thin guy" "dirty student sex" et. al.
I'm heading to Chipotle and Barney's, and then maybe smoking some form of hallucinogenic plant with my friend. Wish me luck!
All my mom ate when she was pregnant was sushi. Which is now a big no-no.
"young thin guy"
'Twink.' You can say it. We won't judge.
Scott don't you have a paper due!
We're fine now.
I was tiny. 6lbs something. Apparently I wasn't easy to get out of there, though.
Twink.' You can say it. We won't judge.
Maybe YOU won't... (I jest. Mostly.)
I was not a preemie, Stagey...preemies don't generally weigh 10 pounds at birth. I was actually three weeks late. (VERY like me, I must say.)
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