I was a month early. And 7lbs even.
At least you're consistent. I hate Chipotle. I'd rather have Rubio's.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Anyway, I'm not having kids.
Sex is fine, though!
I'm going to go get dressed. It's yucky out.
"I was not a preemie, Stagey...preemies don't generally weigh 10 pounds at birth."
I think he was joking.
I was about a week late - I was supposed to be born on Valentines Day.
Perhaps that explains my lack in love.
I had a friend in high school who was born on V-day and I don't think he ever had a girlfriend.
DGG, how would you know? Wait a minute, don't answer that, I don't want to know.
*is relieved he'll never have a daughter.*
Deet - I was about to say the same thing.
i was almost exactly on time. not a long labor. I was out and ready to say hello to the world.
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I don't, Deet. No worries.
Hahah, fine, twink. Anddd yes, I'm back, because I completely forgot that I'm supposed to be going to Hoboken to help my aunt clean out her apartment. Poop.
I finished my paper, though... My date kept me busy this morning, so I didn't realize how late it was until ten. I had to write 1500 words in two hours... and they're all fantastic, I assure you.
I was a quick birth, too, Tink. My mom went into labor at 2:30 in the afternoon, I was out (pun intended) before 5pm.
Just in time for cocktails.
and by "aunt" you mean?
and by "clean out" you mean?
Please don't encourage him.
Oh, boy.
Hahah what, I can't be a good nephew? I'm a good person, I swear!
And besides, I'd never go all the way to freaking Hoboken for sex!
Thats right. The back room at duane reade is good enough for you.
I used to drive 3 hours for sex.
What? He was HOT!
If I could drive I would probably drive to f*cking Nevada for sex if I had to at this point.
Not really. But kind of.
mateo, you're sounding like Foster (again). Seriously, take it to the PMs.
Because *you're* never snarky or snatchy, right, Stagey? :P
I broke up with that guy because we had too much sex!
Can you believe that?
WWJD?
(J=Jaily)
Stagey? Snarky?
Never.
I was just having some fun. I'm usually so well reserved. But the one time I step out for the party, I'm wearing polka dots and stripes and everyone is staring.
**hands mateo an overcoat**
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