Linnie! Church guy is pretty effing adorable.
phone pu$sy, der you iz! Youz owez me mah monies!
How can we not love the nutty antics of Miss Crocker?
b/c she's an annoying queen?
I enjoyed watching his vids - but as time went on he started deleting all the good ones - and then after the Britney hooplah, I just don't watch anymore.
*yawns*
Hey, guys!
*falls back in bed*
ok, yes, I concur...totally annoying queen.
But...the phone sex video is one of my most secret guilty pleasures ever.
"oooh, put it in my hair...put it ALL up in my hair"
and the most hilarious of them all...
"...tell me I do it better than my mama. TELL ME"
didn't see that one, but it does sound funny.
One of my favs was, Real Bitch Island.
"Y'all its hard, discrimination is up by 10%, and just my luck, I'm all kinds of minorities. I'm gay, I'm a smart American, I'm a Courntey Love fan, and to top it off I'm a real bitch.
The new IN thing, is to hate on real bitches, and I've been getting lots of hate y'all. I'm thinking I gotta move out of the country or somethin'.
It's like the day I went to the sandwich shop and the cashier look me dead in the eye and said, "You know what?...I'm not gonna sell you dis sandwich." I said, "Watchu mean you aint gonna sell me dis sandwich!?" He said, "You look like a real bitch. And real bitches make it hard for us fake bitches."
I said, "Man, just my luck." I mean whatta we gotta do to make... ends meet? We gotta make our own island?! "REAL Bitch Island"?!
...it's getting hard, ya'll. It's gettin hard on ya boy."
meh.
*cries*
But you have such cute hair!!
Its really not cute. At all.
Its all an illusion.
It's all been photoshoped.
Where's Fed EX?!
Mateo, I just watched that clip on youtube. It made me giggle.
Probably watching Britney's kids.
I wonder if Miss Chris is a Liza fan...I would really love to see a "LEAVE [insert inaudible crying noise] LIIIIZZZZZZZZZA [insert over-dramatic sob]AAAAAAAAAAAALOOOOOOOOOOONNEEEEEEEE!"
....I was thinking about the title of this thread just now. In some sick way (I'm blaming it on my feminine issue at the moment) I would indeed want to get luck with my avatar. I mean, he's kind of in an inviting pose, so that can't be argued.
"Yes, the brutalities of progress are called revolutions. When they are over, men recognize that the human race has been harshly treated but it has moved forward." - Les Miserables
real bitch island?
yeah, so stuff it Jaily!
Sure, matty...anywhere in particular you'd *like* me to stuff it?
Everyone talk more!
I want this thread to be over. I want mine to be the Christmas/New Years one.
My wallet. Wit mah Monies!
I really need to go out and start my Christmas shopping. I really don't feeling like fighting the crowd today.
PM's avatar is the best one, yet.
Where'd you find it?
Daaaaamn!
That's not quite what i had in mind, Mattyboo.
Put on a hoodie, get a starbucks, and wear oversized glasses. People will think your famous. It can be fun.
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