One of my favs was, Real Bitch Island.
"Y'all its hard, discrimination is up by 10%, and just my luck, I'm all kinds of minorities. I'm gay, I'm a smart American, I'm a Courntey Love fan, and to top it off I'm a real bitch.
The new IN thing, is to hate on real bitches, and I've been getting lots of hate y'all. I'm thinking I gotta move out of the country or somethin'.
It's like the day I went to the sandwich shop and the cashier look me dead in the eye and said, "You know what?...I'm not gonna sell you dis sandwich." I said, "Watchu mean you aint gonna sell me dis sandwich!?" He said, "You look like a real bitch. And real bitches make it hard for us fake bitches."
I said, "Man, just my luck." I mean whatta we gotta do to make... ends meet? We gotta make our own island?! "REAL Bitch Island"?!
...it's getting hard, ya'll. It's gettin hard on ya boy."
"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
Updated On: 12/19/07 at 01:36 PM