Tomorrow's our last day of school before winter vacation but I ain't dragging my ass in here, so break starts for me today.
I just made the BEST "That's what she said" joke EVER.
I was talking with my friend about hanging out next week and she said, "I dunno, I don't have a very good history with your neighborhood."
So I said, "oh just f*cking COME, it's not that hard!"
Pause.
"That's what she said."
*giggle*
"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."