Okay, I was feeling better until I began to sing. Apparently, breathing deeply enough to sing is a bad idea today.
just effing great.
I think you've got yourself all stressed out. Have a drink!
I think I'm gonna get me a tequila shot.
Stop that! :P
I wasn't implying that it disfigured my hand; I'd switched thoughts.
There are no words in the English language to express my deep joy at having unlimited access to free coffee and tea all the day long.
O, rejoicing heavens!
I know, Stagey. I was just playin'.
One drink won't kill ya! You know you want one! Do it! DO IT!
I'm already dizzy!
I've been victim to Shamey's peer pressure before....it wasn't pretty.
Yeah, she's a troublemaker.
But she's such a hot piece of ass that it doesn't matter :)
So, I went down and got my shot... Jose Cuervo Especial...
BOTTOMS UP!
Tru dat.
... It's still sitting on my desk. I don't think I've ever taken tequila shots before.
Okay.. here I go!
Tink, you loved it!
What can I say? Jaily speaks the truth. Kidding.
You're not kidding and you know it!
I am kidding, but who am I to argue with other people's opinions?
That wasn't bad.
Dear Jesus God! I just got back from our "Secretf*ckingSanta" gift exchange, and somebody gave the A.D. a fart machine. As if it isn't ridiculous enough in this office!
Oh, how unspeakably vile!
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/06
Oh woe! Terrible woe!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Someone hid one of those under my teacher's desks. It was hysterical. She blamed it on one boy all class and sent him to the nurse.
So...I'm getting really upset walking by the acceptances board at school and seeign all the idiots (sorry) with acceptances, but never my name.
Ah... Poor DGG!
Have a shot!
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/06
Not while Dad's around! Put that thing down, nitsy!
Classy, D2!
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