Joined: 12/31/69
You? A flabby ball of flab? I don't think so, sweetie.
Well, I shaved just in case I do end up having to go. That's all that matters.
*sits on Mateo's lap* S'rsly. Straight boys are icky.
Except for when they sleep with me.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
I like straight boys!
Not as much as gay boys, but still.
I'm a big fan of converting them :)
Won't someone teach me how to convert the straighties????
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Geez. I wish I could convert certain gay boys! What a happy life I would live...
Converting them into what? Renewable bioenergy products?
Disposable one-time-use bedwarmers, more like.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Goodness no!
Reusable ones! Geez. Recycle, Scott. Recycle.
Not disposable nor one-time.
Unless that's all I can get, then I'll take it.
All of them, Rath?
You mean all the straighties, or just the ones on my list, Deet? Because yes, all the ones on my list. Thanks.
Men are like Beanie Babies. The only ones I'm interested in are the ones I haven't collected yet.
Disclaimer: I don't actually collect Beanie Babies. Anymore.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
I ALWAYS wantwhat I can't have. Story of my life!
I would just be happy if they were with a decade of my age...there is such a thing as too damn young.
I have this mental image now of Scott and his Beanie Babies all lined up on a shelf in his room.
And Rath with miniature versions of her straight crushes lined up on a shelf in her room.
God, I need a drink.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
LOL, Deet!
I once had a crush on a redhead. My friend nicknamed him Heatmiser and gave me a picture of the cartoon character.
Hahah my shelves are lined with beer bottles and sociology books, sadly, not Ty toys... those are in hermetically sealed crates under my bed.
Some of my straight crushes are miniature versions.
No.
Nobody can be a bigger slut than you Joshy -- it's just not possible.
What can I say, I love an umlaut
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Ich mag auch ein umlaut!
I'm not a slut! I'm just... generous!
J'adore les umlauts!
Boss here...
be back later all
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