Is That You In Your Avatar? 13... Wanna get lucky? — Page 69

#1701

is that you in your avatar? 13... wanna get lucky?

Posted: 12/13/07 at 2:48pm

You? A flabby ball of flab? I don't think so, sweetie.

Well, I shaved just in case I do end up having to go. That's all that matters.

#1702

is that you in your avatar? 13... wanna get lucky?

Posted: 12/13/07 at 2:48pm

*sits on Mateo's lap* S'rsly. Straight boys are icky.

Except for when they sleep with me.

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#1703

is that you in your avatar? 13... wanna get lucky?

Posted: 12/13/07 at 2:50pm

I like straight boys!


Not as much as gay boys, but still.

#1704

is that you in your avatar? 13... wanna get lucky?

Posted: 12/13/07 at 2:50pm

I'm a big fan of converting them :)

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~Lina Lamont


My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.

#1705

is that you in your avatar? 13... wanna get lucky?

Posted: 12/13/07 at 2:52pm

Won't someone teach me how to convert the straighties????

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1706

is that you in your avatar? 13... wanna get lucky?

Posted: 12/13/07 at 2:54pm

Geez. I wish I could convert certain gay boys! What a happy life I would live...

#1707

is that you in your avatar? 13... wanna get lucky?

Posted: 12/13/07 at 2:54pm

Converting them into what? Renewable bioenergy products?

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#1708

is that you in your avatar? 13... wanna get lucky?

Posted: 12/13/07 at 2:55pm

Disposable one-time-use bedwarmers, more like.

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"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont


My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.

#1709

is that you in your avatar? 13... wanna get lucky?

Posted: 12/13/07 at 2:56pm

Goodness no!



Reusable ones! Geez. Recycle, Scott. Recycle.

#1710

is that you in your avatar? 13... wanna get lucky?

Posted: 12/13/07 at 2:56pm

Not disposable nor one-time.

Unless that's all I can get, then I'll take it.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1711

is that you in your avatar? 13... wanna get lucky?

Posted: 12/13/07 at 2:57pm

All of them, Rath?

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#1712

is that you in your avatar? 13... wanna get lucky?

Posted: 12/13/07 at 2:58pm

You mean all the straighties, or just the ones on my list, Deet? Because yes, all the ones on my list. Thanks.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1713

is that you in your avatar? 13... wanna get lucky?

Posted: 12/13/07 at 2:59pm

Men are like Beanie Babies. The only ones I'm interested in are the ones I haven't collected yet.

Disclaimer: I don't actually collect Beanie Babies. Anymore.

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"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont


My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.

#1714

is that you in your avatar? 13... wanna get lucky?

Posted: 12/13/07 at 3:00pm

I ALWAYS wantwhat I can't have. Story of my life!

#1715

is that you in your avatar? 13... wanna get lucky?

Posted: 12/13/07 at 3:01pm

I would just be happy if they were with a decade of my age...there is such a thing as too damn young.

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"I'm a one-eyed Mormon Democrat from conservative Arizona, and you can't have a higher handicap than that." ~The ever-great and fabulous Morris K. Udall.

#1716

is that you in your avatar? 13... wanna get lucky?

Posted: 12/13/07 at 3:01pm

I have this mental image now of Scott and his Beanie Babies all lined up on a shelf in his room.

And Rath with miniature versions of her straight crushes lined up on a shelf in her room.

God, I need a drink.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#1717

is that you in your avatar? 13... wanna get lucky?

Posted: 12/13/07 at 3:03pm

LOL, Deet!

I once had a crush on a redhead. My friend nicknamed him Heatmiser and gave me a picture of the cartoon character.

#1718

is that you in your avatar? 13... wanna get lucky?

Posted: 12/13/07 at 3:04pm

Hahah my shelves are lined with beer bottles and sociology books, sadly, not Ty toys... those are in hermetically sealed crates under my bed.

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"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont


My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.

#1719

is that you in your avatar? 13... wanna get lucky?

Posted: 12/13/07 at 3:08pm

Some of my straight crushes are miniature versions.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1720

is that you in your avatar? 13... wanna get lucky?

Posted: 12/13/07 at 3:10pm

No.

Nobody can be a bigger slut than you Joshy -- it's just not possible.

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"I'm a one-eyed Mormon Democrat from conservative Arizona, and you can't have a higher handicap than that." ~The ever-great and fabulous Morris K. Udall.

#1721

is that you in your avatar? 13... wanna get lucky?

Posted: 12/13/07 at 3:11pm

What can I say, I love an umlaut

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1722

is that you in your avatar? 13... wanna get lucky?

Posted: 12/13/07 at 3:11pm

Ich mag auch ein umlaut!

#1723

is that you in your avatar? 13... wanna get lucky?

Posted: 12/13/07 at 3:12pm

I'm not a slut! I'm just... generous!

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"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont


My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.

#1724

is that you in your avatar? 13... wanna get lucky?

Posted: 12/13/07 at 3:13pm

J'adore les umlauts!

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#1725

is that you in your avatar? 13... wanna get lucky?

Posted: 12/13/07 at 3:14pm

Boss here...
be back later all

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"I'm a one-eyed Mormon Democrat from conservative Arizona, and you can't have a higher handicap than that." ~The ever-great and fabulous Morris K. Udall.