Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5. Rated R — Page 10

#226

re: Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5

Posted: 5/16/07 at 2:03pm

If I ever went nude at the beach two things would more than likely happen:

1) Everyone would go screaming away from the beach because their corneas would be on fire

2) No one would see me, because the sunlight would be reflection off of my pale white butt.

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"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

#227

re: Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5

Posted: 5/16/07 at 2:04pm

NOW I think I'll go.

Jaily! Go back! The phone one was gorgeous!

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The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.

Derek Mahon

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#228

re: Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5

Posted: 5/16/07 at 2:05pm

Did you just call me fat?

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#229

re: Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5

Posted: 5/16/07 at 2:05pm

The phone picture was VERY "Mary Tyler Moore" of you!

But any picture that you use is a great one. Grrrrrrowl!

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"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

#230

re: Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5

Posted: 5/16/07 at 2:06pm

I can't keep up with your avs Jaily. you're making me dizzy.

DJ, we all decided not let what others think hamper our fun.

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#231

re: Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5

Posted: 5/16/07 at 2:07pm

but jaily i like to yell... just wait til the boy gets back... you'll be able to hear me in ny... and i'll be in hawaii.

#232

re: Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5

Posted: 5/16/07 at 2:08pm

And on today's episode of I Know Way Too Much About Middy's Vagina...

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#233

re: Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5

Posted: 5/16/07 at 2:08pm

taz, you've been bad. go to my room.

spider, you just need to adjust your demographic. like me, i cannot get the "twink/chicken hawk" crowd anymore so i'm bulking up to attract the bear/cub/seal crowd.

jaily, did you just call rath fat?

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#234

re: Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5

Posted: 5/16/07 at 2:10pm

The only crowd I would attract is the "I like my boys whiter than casper" crowd.

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"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

#235

re: Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5

Posted: 5/16/07 at 2:10pm

lol. jaily. i can't help it. i'm sexually frustrated and he doesn't help... just makes it worse. and hello... i like to get laid and it's not happening and i have to vent... and i should be in the gutter, but no one's there. so i have to vent here. :-p

#236

re: Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5

Posted: 5/16/07 at 2:10pm

**comes running out of RobbO's room**

I will never be bad again, just please don't make me go back there. The things I saw....

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#237

re: Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5

Posted: 5/16/07 at 2:11pm

I like to get laid, too! Hey, let's g...oh, you know what. That so wouldn't work.


nevermind.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#238

re: Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5

Posted: 5/16/07 at 2:12pm

^^HA!

Dolphin--I think someone is in need to take a trip to the porn store.

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"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

#239

re: Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5

Posted: 5/16/07 at 2:12pm

sorry jaily. i don't have the right parts for you. but you and boobs can fight over my boy, cause apparently he's claiming him.

dj, it's not even that. he TRIES to do it. and he knows exactly what he's doing. the only consolation is that trying to get me all worked up gets him just as worked up.

Updated On: 5/16/07 at 02:12 PM

#240

re: Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5

Posted: 5/16/07 at 2:13pm

Buff that muffin, honey...

I have enough boys to work out my claims over...I don't think I could handle another one. I'm still trying to convince Addison that he DID say we were gonna get married.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#241

re: Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5

Posted: 5/16/07 at 2:14pm

spider that white boy crowd you're thinking of is called the KKK.

why wouldn't it work, jaily? draw me a picture.

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#242

re: Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5

Posted: 5/16/07 at 2:14pm

Dolphin, DJ has a good suggestion with the autoerotica.
It helps.

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....but the world goes 'round

#243

re: Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5

Posted: 5/16/07 at 2:14pm

lol.

#244

re: Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5

Posted: 5/16/07 at 2:15pm

Oh God!!!!

No oversized bathrobes for me, thank you!

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"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

#245

re: Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5

Posted: 5/16/07 at 2:18pm

i'm tired

#246

re: Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5

Posted: 5/16/07 at 2:19pm

All that pent up sexual energy can wear a person out. Again, trip to the store for you, missy!

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"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

#247

re: Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5

Posted: 5/16/07 at 2:20pm

why tired?

That reminds me, Jaily, did you hear they changed the name of that cocaine drink. Now it's called censored.
is that hialrious or what?

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....but the world goes 'round

#248

re: Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5

Posted: 5/16/07 at 2:20pm

We've never officially met, Midnight. Nice to meet you!

And we've never really talked a lot, DJ, but I hope that changes.

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Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#249

re: Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5

Posted: 5/16/07 at 2:20pm

lol. no, getting woken up at 5:30 after not going to bed til around midnight and then having to finish packing will wear a person out. and my friend's coming in an hour to go to breakfast and take me to the airport. and the pent up sexual frustration just makes me want to tear his clothes off... but i can't. i warned him that when he picks me up at the airport he better not wear clothes that he likes cause they're getting ripped off asap.

#250

re: Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5

Posted: 5/16/07 at 2:22pm

D.A.M.N.

D2, I hope that changes as well.

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"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2