Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5. Rated R — Page 8

#176

re: Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5

Posted: 5/16/07 at 12:56pm

Akiva, WHERE ARE THE PICS? : )

Addison, how many times do I have to tell you how brutally hot you are?

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#177

re: Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5

Posted: 5/16/07 at 12:57pm

I'll go with you, Matthew. I detest the beach, due to my extremely low self esteem.

I'm crabby. I have to clean my room today, which sounds like nothing. Au contraire. It's a MESS. Time for me to pop in Sex and the City DVDs and get to work!

#178

re: Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5

Posted: 5/16/07 at 1:00pm

The closest I've come to being on the beach in the last few years:



Akiva

#179

re: Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5

Posted: 5/16/07 at 1:01pm

Yeah, see, I'd go with those girls.

#180

re: Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5

Posted: 5/16/07 at 1:02pm

Gosh, Matthew. You're harsh!

#181

re: Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5

Posted: 5/16/07 at 1:03pm

Oh matty and jaily! You could both come with me. no one thinks either of you are anything less than totaly doable.
J2, you caould come too.
If you're all so self conscious we could just walk on the boardwalk and enjoy the sea air.

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#182

re: Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5

Posted: 5/16/07 at 1:04pm

Are you calling my bitches ugly? You better not be steppin'!

Akiva

#183

re: Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5

Posted: 5/16/07 at 1:04pm

JAG, I didn't mean you. I meant those girls in the pic.

#184

re: Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5

Posted: 5/16/07 at 1:07pm

Oh, I'd do more than walk on a boardwalk. Despite the lack of abs, I don't have a self-conscious bone in my body. I refuse to let others intimidate me out of nekkidness!

#185

re: Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5

Posted: 5/16/07 at 1:08pm

I know!

Yay, taz. I'm actually not that self-conscious. I used to be, and then realized that no one truly cares that much.

OK, now I'm REALLY off to clean my room to the woes of Carrie Bradshaw. I'll be back!

#186

re: Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5

Posted: 5/16/07 at 1:13pm

I took my shirt off at the beach last weekend.

It was so freeing.

I thought, "I could do this more!"

#187

re: Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5

Posted: 5/16/07 at 1:18pm

Isn't it? I went through the longest time where I wouldn't. And then I looked around and saw there were people sans shirts who look a lot more unpleasant than me -- they are out there, you know -- and I thought, "What the hell is my problem? Why am I miserable in this heavy, wet t-shirt?"

Updated On: 5/16/07 at 01:18 PM

#188

re: Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5

Posted: 5/16/07 at 1:18pm

See? no one really cares. That's what I love about the beach.
Some of those private clubs are an entirely different matter however. Screw them though! Let's go to the beach!!

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#189

re: Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5

Posted: 5/16/07 at 1:19pm

Yeah,

It takes getting comfortable with self-nudity, but once you do its freeing. I was never really the topless-in-public kind of person until one summer when I was cast in a show that I had to be super tanned and be topless for most of the show, so I spent 2 hours every day rollerblading topless to get ready for the part, and from then on I have not a lot of shame

Akiva

#190

re: Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5

Posted: 5/16/07 at 1:23pm

Just thought i would say Hi

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Namo i love u but we get it already....you don't like Madonna

#191

re: Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5

Posted: 5/16/07 at 1:23pm

And I find it so odd that someone like me who really doesn't give a sh*t what people think of me or my actions is so self-conscience about my body.

It's years of bombardment by media and culture telling me I'm not good enough or pretty enough.

SCREW YOU, CULTURE!

I hate everything else about people and life, I don't know why I've allowed them to hold this over my head for so long.

Next step: NUDE BEACH! Okay, maybe not. But ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE!

#192

re: Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5

Posted: 5/16/07 at 1:26pm

Hey songanddanceman2!

Matt, I'm sure you look fine. And no one's judging you anyway. You are a desirable and cool person.
With a cute pUssycat.

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#193

re: Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5

Posted: 5/16/07 at 1:28pm

Tazber,

We'll be each other's wingmen. I'll help you pick up surf hunks and you'll help me pick up beach babes!

Akiva

#194

re: Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5

Posted: 5/16/07 at 1:28pm

Yup. My roommate was watching some show about the beach (the Travel Channel's piddling attempt to try to inject VH1-style irony into its broadcasting schedule) and there was some vapid Hollywood agent dude making snarky comments about who should wear what to the beach. I can't wait until the pissy brat loses his hair and gets wrinkles.

#195

re: Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5

Posted: 5/16/07 at 1:33pm

I just ignore assholes like that. They will never have fun b/c they are too busy hiding behind a facade of being better than everyone. So transparent.
Akiva, we should totaly cruise the beach together. I can't tell you how many girls hit on me. And you can have them all!

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#196

re: Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5

Posted: 5/16/07 at 1:34pm

Hah...I'll get your leftovers...story of my life.

Akiva

#197

re: Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5

Posted: 5/16/07 at 1:37pm

Not my leftovers. That implies that I would have had an interest in any of them. Which you know I don't. So you get choice picks.

Wow, that sounds really bad.

The funny thing is once I tell them I'm gay they all want to set me up with their "gay best friends". LOL.

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#198

re: Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5

Posted: 5/16/07 at 1:37pm

"Tazber,

We'll be each other's wingmen. I'll help you pick up surf hunks and you'll help me pick up beach babes!

Akiva"

Wow Akiva, I think you managed to sound queer and cheesy all in the same sentence!

#199

re: Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5

Posted: 5/16/07 at 1:38pm

Oh, Tazzy, you poor, poor thing. Gosh golly, it must be such utter HELL to be so stunningly attractive.

How EVER do you manage to cope? Are there support groups for this sort of thing?

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#200

re: Is That You In Your Avatar Part 5

Posted: 5/16/07 at 1:39pm

does that mean it sounded queasy?

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