Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy — Page 152

#3776

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 4/6/08 at 1:36am

I know Einstein Bros! We have them in my oh-so-Southern Maryland hometown.

PS: Tonight was a total bust, y'all. I'm home before two, I'm not drunk, and I'm not getting laid. What's wrong with this picture?!?

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~Lina Lamont


My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.

#3777

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 4/6/08 at 1:39am

But you still busted a nut.

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#3778

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 4/6/08 at 1:42am

Sam, I'm right there with ya.

#3779

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 4/6/08 at 1:42am

Um...it means you're not drunk, in before two and not getting laid.

Hahaha...sorry Sam!

I love Einsteins! They have bagel hot dogs. And their bagel sandwiches are YUMMY!

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#3780

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 4/6/08 at 1:46am

Stagey, I busted a nut around 6:45, but that's of no importance. I still should be doing something interesting right now besides pretending to cry on the phone to my roommate so he has an excuse to leave the faux party he attended!

Robbie, I've never actually been to Einstein's, because they're too chainy for my Jewish local-business-supporting friends, but... I've heard good things from acquaintances!

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"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont


My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.

#3781

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 4/6/08 at 1:47am

I've never even heard of Einsteins.

#3782

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 4/6/08 at 1:50am

It's so good Kas!!

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#3783

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 4/6/08 at 1:54am

I love their logo, but I've never had the food.

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#3784

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 4/6/08 at 1:55am

Yep! That's them!

They're all over Miami...even drive thru ones!

Their Tasty Turkey sandwich is pretty amazing!

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#3785

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 4/6/08 at 1:57am

Too bad I'm a vegetarian....

#3786

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 4/6/08 at 2:00am

Kasie, this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

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Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#3787

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 4/6/08 at 2:00am

This is going to sound so random, but I wonder what you look like...

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#3788

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 4/6/08 at 2:02am

Yes, I believe it is stagey.

A gorgeous one.

#3789

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 4/6/08 at 2:04am

Uh oh, Kas...you chose the wrong one to have a beautiful relationship with!

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#3790

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 4/6/08 at 2:05am

Beat it, Robbie! You're already taken -- remembah?

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Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#3791

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 4/6/08 at 2:08am

Of course, I'd never do anything to hurt my baby...but I'm just looking out for Kas! hahaha

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#3792

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 4/6/08 at 2:10am

I'll see if i can find some pictures on my computer....

thanks Robbie, but Stagey is the sh*t. I can tell.

#3793

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 4/6/08 at 2:11am

But you still busted a nut.

Can we say that on here?!

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#3794

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 4/6/08 at 2:11am

Oh, Kasie, the sh*t? And you weren't even around for the whole blumpkin debacle!

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"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont


My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.

#3795

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 4/6/08 at 2:12am

Now that you've seen me in my av and that redic picture DGG posted!

Hahaha, the ****?! Literally

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#3796

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 4/6/08 at 2:12am

Sadly...no. (whatever that is.)

#3797

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 4/6/08 at 2:16am

Actr, I think it's good to pretend that there are stricter rules here than there actually are, because it keeps this place from turning into the gross pedophilic AOL chatroom it could become... but there really aren't many rules here, and those that exist are enforced rather sporadically.

Kasie... be grateful. Really.

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"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont


My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.

#3798

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 4/6/08 at 2:17am

do not ask what it is

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Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#3799

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 4/6/08 at 2:18am

In the immortal words of our beloved Deet:

Attend the tale of SM2
He's into piss, he's into poo
Just let him know you're into scat
He'll be on your doorstep in ten seconds flat
With diapers
And Charmin too
The dirtiest poster on Broadway
(World)

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Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
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Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#3800

re: Is That You In Your Avatar? – 18: Sarcasm and Idiocy

Posted: 4/6/08 at 2:18am

UrbanDictionary.com

Use it!

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