WHAT HAPPENED TO HARRIS
ok here goes, i went to see this guy i know , i'll pause here for the i told you so's and such to be lopped at me, ok going on, well i dont meet a alot of guys due to the fact i look like a vampire from buffy, but anyway met thsi guy we clicked quite a bit, things were said to lead me on that he would like to date me, the night went on and we got closer on the sofa, hands wandered, we went down to his room, and well
any way cut to few hrs later, and he told me how much he can't wait to see me the next night,etc etc, cut to mid-afternoon and me getting a brush off call
and that is the story,
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)