Is it sad that I'm a bit jealous, DGG?
We're in English class filming trailers for our updated versions of Hamlet movies. Ours has reversed the gender, so I play "Hamlette" and ophelia is still a girl so we're lesbians, and it takes place in modern-day Washington D.C. and "the ghost" is a computer hacker instead of an actual ghost, so the "ghost scene" takes place over Instant Messenger.
And we have a sex scene with only feet. That was my idea, I was very proud of it.
"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."