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#3926

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Posted: 8/28/07 at 11:21am

I wanna write a one-act play called THE SKIN OF MY DICK. It'll be a fictionalized account about the time my foreskin got caught in the zipper and how it was almost lost. I'll dedicate it to all circumcised men.

Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#3927

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Posted: 8/28/07 at 11:28am

Blithely ignores that last post.

Tink - Gerald McRaney was just in my office. He's a friend of the artistic director here. He's very nice.

Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#3928

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Posted: 8/28/07 at 11:30am

that's awesome D2!!

BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#3929

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Posted: 8/28/07 at 11:44am

Good Morning!

Tink, have you checked in with you birthday thread? I left you a present.

I had an eventful day yesterday. Shot that film from about 5am to about 9:30am, then came home and within hours, I got two offers for two different shows that I really want to do, and of course, they conflict. So I have to choose. WAAAAAAAAH!

#3930

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Posted: 8/28/07 at 12:00pm

Erika - that is wonderful news!!!! DO SOMETHING ON THE EAST COAST!!!!!

And yes, I checked, and I drank it! Thank you! :)

BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#3931

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Posted: 8/28/07 at 12:04pm

Tink: You're welcome!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! And thanks for the congrats. Sorry to disappoint, but the two shows are both here in Southern CA. One's here in LA County, and the other is down in San Diego. We'll see... I think I know how I'm leaning, but I'm still waiting to iron out a few details.

#3932

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Posted: 8/28/07 at 12:05pm

kees up posted so that I can be there in spirit! :)

BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#3933

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Posted: 8/28/07 at 12:30pm

Will do!

#3934

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Posted: 8/28/07 at 12:31pm

Call me when Delta pops in, Deeter.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#3935

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Posted: 8/28/07 at 12:31pm

Erika's Choice

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#3936

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Posted: 8/28/07 at 12:37pm

DD: LOL! Nothing that dramatic, surely.

Decisions, decisions... I'll keep you posted!

Updated On: 8/28/07 at 12:37 PM

#3937

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Posted: 8/28/07 at 12:41pm

Well, I have to urge you to take the Miss Hannigan role Erika.
I know you want to do Momma Rose, but really, it's Miss Hannigan!

....but the world goes 'round

#3938

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Posted: 8/28/07 at 12:43pm

Er, yeah. I'm still a good 20 years too young for either of those roles, but thanks.

Updated On: 8/28/07 at 12:43 PM

#3939

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Posted: 8/28/07 at 12:45pm

definitely too young but I can so picture you belting out a mean Rose's Turn

BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#3940

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Posted: 8/28/07 at 12:46pm

I bet Angela Lansbury was playing matron roles from age 15.

Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#3941

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Posted: 8/28/07 at 12:48pm

SM2: That's true, isn't it? She was younger than the man playing her son in The Manchurian Candidate. (By one year, I believe?)

Tink: Awwww... Thanks! One of these days, maybe.

#3942

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Posted: 8/28/07 at 12:48pm

Personally, I would go with the iconic, pays less but is more rewarding role. Then again, I don't do this for a living...

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#3943

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Posted: 8/28/07 at 12:51pm

DD: Right. But I do have to pay my rent. And I have to think about what kind of "career" I'm building. I.e. do you want a good role/good show/good theatre credit on your resume or a great role/good show/okay theatre credit?

We'll see. :-P Either way, I'm very grateful to have work lined up 'til the end of the year!

#3944

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Posted: 8/28/07 at 12:52pm

Wait a minute, am I in the Av thread?

*checks*

Yes, I am.

Hi, DD! Fancy meeting you here!

#3945

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Posted: 8/28/07 at 12:56pm

Actually, Lansbury was 3 years OLDER than Laurence Harvey. But still improbable. ALTHOUGH there WAS a 5-year-old girl from Perú who mothered a child. That was back in the 1930s.

Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#3946

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Posted: 8/28/07 at 1:02pm

Was she born in a leap year?

#3947

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Posted: 8/28/07 at 1:06pm

Actually, I was curious, so I looked it up. They were only 1 year, eleven months, and two weeks apart in age. (Angela being the older one.)

D2: HA! That was pretty funny. :-P

#3948

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Posted: 8/28/07 at 1:08pm

*the cows refill elmonade*

D2 i know i told your i dont want a mani or pedi, but please dont give them to the cows, they look silly with nail polish on there hooves

Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#3949

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Posted: 8/28/07 at 1:09pm

My point still stands. She was older, not younger. So there.

Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#3950

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Posted: 8/28/07 at 1:09pm

Harris, what the hell are you talking about?

Updated On: 8/28/07 at 01:09 PM

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