Ok, I'll tell you. It leads to a wonderful place, with pixies and rainbows, and chocolate. And lots of hot gay guys, and statues of Debra Monk. it's very nice, actually. The fart is rather poor, though.
Btw, is anyone else getting ads here for sky sports? I'm getting them, I think they're directly aimed at me, because they have Irish stuff on them. Must be targetted ads.
The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.
Derek Mahon
"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."
Arthur Miller