Oh yeah? Well, this one time, I was sitting in the front row at Rent n'stuff, and Adam TOTALLY like, spit a whole bunch when he sang, and some of it landed on my hand...
So I licked it off.
I mean, he OBVIOUSLY did it on purpose because he really wanted to kiss me, but couldn't cuz he was, you know, up on stage n'stuff; the look on his face when I did that TOTALLY said "I love you, and I can't wait to be with you after the show; just wait for me right outside the stage door for a couple hours".
So THERE.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.