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#1501

Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3

Posted: 4/3/07 at 11:52am

Yes. Several registers, as a matter of fact. But usually they are only using one, while the line goes out the door, one person is on the only open register, one person is trying to keep up with making the drinks, and 7 "employees" run around behind the counter trying to look busy.

Oh, you said "registry." No, I don't think so. I registered at Tiffany's.

Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#1502

Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3

Posted: 4/3/07 at 11:53am

*head spins*

*looks at pretty av to focus*

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1503

Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3

Posted: 4/3/07 at 11:57am

I miss Debra Monk

The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.

Derek Mahon

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."

Arthur Miller

#1504

Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3

Posted: 4/3/07 at 11:59am

Yea.

Who is THIS woman?

Where's Deb?

OR SALLY?!?

"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

#1505

Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3

Posted: 4/3/07 at 12:00pm

Yeah, where the f IS SALLY??

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1506

Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3

Posted: 4/3/07 at 12:01pm

But that's not Monk, Rath!

BTW: Have you seen this week's New York Magazine? Party Lines, p. 18:

Big picture of Monk and Hyde Pierce among smaller pictures of many other people, including K. Ziemba.

Question: If you could die onstage, how would you like to go out?

Monk: "Jesus. I hope with my skirt down!"
HP: "I'd like to go out on top of Debra Monk."

I don't know why, but I thought of you.

#1507

Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3

Posted: 4/3/07 at 12:02pm

SRUTHERS IS MISSING!

#1508

Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3

Posted: 4/3/07 at 12:03pm

*heads over to beat the crap out of David Hyde Pierce*

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1509

Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3

Posted: 4/3/07 at 12:05pm

THIS is want to see. Niles facing the wrath of Rath.

#1510

Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3

Posted: 4/3/07 at 12:07pm

I'll snap that sucker like a twig.

*pushes up sleeves*

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1511

Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3

Posted: 4/3/07 at 12:08pm

I can hear his mock English voice now...

Now, Rathy, please, don't, no, no - I - I bruise very easi- Ow! Stop that! No, stop, or I'll - oh, Frashe! Frashe! Come quickly! She's goi- oh God!

#1512

Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3

Posted: 4/3/07 at 12:09pm

He won't have time to get half that out.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1513

Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3

Posted: 4/3/07 at 12:12pm

VM: That was brilliant. But Rath is right - he won't see it coming and he won't know what hit him. He may not even feel a thing. But he definitely won't die on top of Monk.

#1514

Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3

Posted: 4/3/07 at 12:15pm

Monk won't even have to be subjected to this ugliness. I'll have Karen keep her occupied somehow.

Bakery run or something.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1515

Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3

Posted: 4/3/07 at 12:15pm

Among us, who will?

#1516

Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3

Posted: 4/3/07 at 12:16pm

Just realised, it'll probably be Rath. A kind of a Romeo and Juliet thing, she'll kill Monk on stage, just so that she can kill herself on top of her.

#1517

Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3

Posted: 4/3/07 at 12:17pm

Rath, you're getting yourself in a lather over nothing.

David Hyde Pierce is the gayest thing to walk the crust of planet earth since...well, me.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1518

Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3

Posted: 4/3/07 at 12:17pm

Never heard you say you wanted to die on top of my woman.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1519

Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3

Posted: 4/3/07 at 12:19pm

He is?

*heads over to save David Hyde Pierce*

#1520

Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3

Posted: 4/3/07 at 12:20pm

True, but he also never said who he wanted to die on top of HIM!

BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#1521

Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3

Posted: 4/3/07 at 12:20pm

Speaking of DHP etc., have you ever seen the episode of Frasier when Frasier tries to write his own theme music? It's hilarious.

The opening is a fanfare, to be played with 'More Majesty, more Grandeur, and with a soupsome, or Awe!'. It's brilliant. And Niles has a monologue through it; 'We shall unlock the vaults of the layers of the uman subconcious, to which one man holds the key!'. They did, however, cut paragraph 5, a light-hearted lampoon of the mental healthcare system...

#1522

Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3

Posted: 4/3/07 at 12:20pm

I'm sorry, D2, did you really want to go up against me?

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1523

Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3

Posted: 4/3/07 at 12:23pm

I'm bigger than you, I'm older than you, and I have more insurance.

But do I really want to get between you, Monk, and HP? Not really. Just send what's left to me so the Doctor and I can take care of him.

#1524

Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3

Posted: 4/3/07 at 12:25pm

"what's left"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

Updated On: 4/3/07 at 12:25 PM

#1525

Is That You In Your Avatar? Part 3

Posted: 4/3/07 at 12:28pm

Think about this very carefully Rath. Remember, he's the star of CURTAINS, and arguably the show's biggest draw. Do you really want to put all of those wonderful "show people" out of work?

And remember, there is no joy in prison. I would visit, of course, but there. would. be. no. JOY.

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