Oh, honey, he's attainable. Ask 9th Avenue.
Meanwhile, I'm crushing on one of the staff at the gym.
just don't drop weights on him & crush him for real
You people are pathetic crushing on unattainable men!
Who doesn't?
Oh, snap, Soapy!
LOL! Thanks for your concern, polly.
He's got the most amazing blue eyes, dark hair, and is sickeningly cheerful and friendly -- but he makes me go all a-twitter. When he speaks to me, my palms sweat and I get all tongue-tied.
god, the weakness I have for blue eyes!
And yet Buzz has brown, go figure! :)
You can get him blue contacts, Tink!
Stagey, ask him if he has any warm ups or exercises to help you untie that knot in your tongue.
Como decimos en español, me hace tartamudo y torpe de andar.
yay, no clue what you just said Stagy.
D2 - nah. he just wouldn't look right with blue eyes. His does change to a nice hazel/green when wearing certain clothing.
Not everyone can be as perfect as us blue eyed peeps, I guess.
*tap-dances on the coffee table in majorette boots*
hot!
K, I'm off to shampoo carpets, woohoo!
Jaily - just watch where you swing that baton.
I have never gone astray!
I said... Like we say in Spanish, he makes me stutter and clumsy.
You know, when I was in 3rd grade (during Black History Month) my teacher divided the class into two groups -- blue/green eyes and brown eyes. We brown eyes had the upper hand. We could tell the blue/green eyes what to do. Example: They had to walk to the other end of the hall to use the bathroom; they had to eat lunch in the classroom, not the cafeteria; and they weren't allowed to attend recess. For someone who grew up a second-class citizen in Guatemala, I let the power go to my head. Some of my suggestions were deemed too severe and thus wer not enforced.
Tink, my eyes change to hazel/green depending on what I wear too. And I have a "buzz" hair cut. Hmmmmm...
What about us hazel-eyed folks, SM2? Way to push us to the fringes of society with your brown-eyed dictatorship.
You guys were the "untouchables."
Donde estan mis pantalones??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!! DONDE?!?!?!?
adonde.
Flying at half mast above Saks Fifth Avenue, Jaily.
I'll just become a clandestine officer and move between the two sides, changing my shirt to blend in with the browns and blues/greens as necessary.
Are you posting naked again Jaily?
Oh, thank heavens, I found them!!!
But they're not on you, Jaily.
*sits back and watches as Jaily attempts to pry them off and the bitchfight that ensues*
Wow, those diet pills really do work! I'd lay off the self tanners for a while, though. You're a little too bronze.
(That has to be paint - how in the hell do you get pants like that on or off??)
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