coffee sounds good jaily
It's something worn to emphasize suffering. I was just being bitchy this morning.
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I called out today. Yay!
Something tells me that you're "out" every day, deary
Ha. Ha. Ha.
Cartoon Jaily is not amused.
Woo! Party at Jaily's today!
Snooch to the muthafukkin' BOOCH, yo!! :)
someone said party?
i want to party too
I'm always up for a good party
Mornin' yo!
Wow, even the baby wants in on the party. I posted and the fetal dancing began!
I realize the majority of you aren't planning on giving birth anytime soon, but I'd like to debunk another pregnancy myth. I was told that the first movements will feel like butterfly wings or other soft and sweet notions. Bull! This baby will be playing soccer in the World Cup on its way to a karate match if life on the outside matches life on the inside!
heehee!
When I ws in the womb, I got my foot stuck in my Mom's ribcage. She says it was agonizing. I think that's why I'm claustrophobic.
The scary part is I'm only halfway there - this baby is still really small and capable of kicking much harder later.
My mom swears my brother built a condo in there while she was pregnant with him.
children are selfish!
YEAH! Children are selfish! *shifty eyes*
tazzy, how do you know it was you and not your brother?
Good question, middi!
Hey y'all! Thanks for the coffee, Jaily. Enjoy the day today - what a great day to be free!
See, this is PRECISELY why I had that hysterectomy all those years ago.
*martini*
Coffee Martini?
Taz,
How did she know it was you and not your brother?
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Why, in fact, YES, Deeter, that is precisely what I am having!
How perspicacious thou art!
The truth is, it has always been up for debate, but based on my location in the ultra sound and the fact that my ankle is slightly deformed we have concluded that I was the culprit.
"I like your-How you say?-
Imperturbable perspicacity.
It isn't how you say, it's what you see!"
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