Well, Evan, Smee IS Hook's bitch.
DGG, you can be the Injun chick. Now, practice saluting. *demonstrates* How!
May I be Mrs. Darling, despite my being far too young? Stage makeup can do wonders, you know.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
*imitating SM2* Howwwwwwow!
How was that?
I'm going to watch The Prestige. Mmmmm...Christian Bale, and Hugh Jackman in one movie!
Please! Don't flatter yourself, jag. You look just the part.
Not quite, DGG. It's only one syllable. *demonstrates again* How!
Before I forget, here's the "Reefer Madness" lyrics I Forbidden Broadway-ized.
Potter madness
Potter madness
Oh so mad!
Creeping like a Communist
It's reaching our bookstores
Turning all the readers
into crazy Potter whores
Literature majors across the land
Are glazed from J.K's text
If you don't hide the library card
Your children will be next!
Oh, and put me down for a pirate in Peter Pan.
"Yes, the brutalities of progress are called revolutions. When they are over, men recognize that the human race has been harshly treated but it has moved forward." - Les Miserables
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Yeah yeah yeah...It's my only line. I'll get it eventually.
"polly, you do realize the H in your surname is silent, right? Incidentally, have you seen the movie?"
yes and yes. wasn't too bad. i have it on dvd somewhere.
i will gracefully bow out of next summer's production.
HA! That's fabulous, PM! And so true, too.
Sweet, SM! Mrs. Darling's always been my favorite, anyway. She's vastly underrated.
DGG, enjoy The Prestige! It's a beautiful movie, in more ways than one.
It's early in the rehearsal process, DGG. Don't worry, you'll get it, and probably get a Tony nomination for your stellar performance. Of course, DHP will probably steal it from you...
*exasperated*
Come, DGG, let's try something else. Can you say "ugga wugga meatball"?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Oh yeah, that I can get, SM2. That whole "How" thing, though? That's beyond me.
Now I've got a mental image of you going "Moses supposes..." and tap dancing with your friend Cosmo.
I've seen it before, JAG. I love it! It makes me so mad, though, watching it over, when I know how it turns out.
Unfortunately, yes, it is true.
If DHP tries to steal your Tony, spray him with some pepper spray. That's what I usually do.
Apparently, I'm in a rhyming mood today.
"Yes, the brutalities of progress are called revolutions. When they are over, men recognize that the human race has been harshly treated but it has moved forward." - Les Miserables
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
It's OK...I know karate! Or my idea of karate, anyways!
So, basically, PM, you are contemplating a career as a lyricist?
Not really.
According to my cast bio, I have a "great desire to pursue costume design and vocal performance." =]
Anyways, it's been fun, kids. I'm glad I got my post-whore fix out of the way.
Cheers, everyone.
"Yes, the brutalities of progress are called revolutions. When they are over, men recognize that the human race has been harshly treated but it has moved forward." - Les Miserables
Bye PM!
I love THE PRESTIGE. Classic filmmaking. And Christian Bale. *swoon*
So I just got through writing some, and I like it. If anyone wants to take a peek, let me know. I'm glad to get critiques.
Gotta run!
Ciao!
Bye, Sm2!
Thanks again for your honoring my request!
Is SM your bitch now?
Heavens, no!
He did me a favor by letting Taz be the first response on the thread, and I was just thanking him, that's all.
*wonders about how Evan's mind actually works*
My mind works in mysterious ways.
Mysterious ways, indeed!
Evan, that was a slight at you... you twit!
And I'm my own bitch!
Don't put words in my mouth, SM2!
omg, already? Wow!! Sheesh, I go to ONE LITTLE matinee of Grey Gardens and come home to a whole new thread!! Lord, y'all talk a lot!! :)
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